Silly Me!

After reading Chris' comment to my WWJD post, I realized that I must be mentally defective so...to any of you mentally sound folk out there (both men and women included) who want a fuck buddy, please feel free to call Josh at (281) 630-6532. I am sure he will provide adequate services. I recommend you let him keep his uniform on.

***Crystal cannot be held responsible for any strange sexual acts that Josh may perform on you or your sandwich.