Sad Valentine's Day

It is Valentine's Day and I am sad. I don't know why, but my heart hurts. This morning, I went to the gym and did the chest press machine and now my boobs/lovepits area quivers and aches. Then, I came home and tried to have some Cheerios and I cut up a banana in it and then I noticed that all my banana disappeared and when I went to wash the bowl, all my banana turned into a paste and was hiding out at the bottom of my bowl. Why? Why? Snarf.