On Marriage (Part III)
So I am in the hall when I hear some yelling. I rush into the room (eyes averted from my grandpa's junk) and find him strangling the nurse with her stethoscope. He's not letting go.
Grandpa: She's trying to kill me, Crysti!
Me: No, she's not Grandpa. Let her go.
Grandpa: You see that goddam knife??? She's gonna kill me Crysti!!!
Me: Let go!
Grandpa: NO!
Me: Let go!
Grandpa: NO!
Me: I am gonna tell Grandma.
No sooner were the words out of my mouth, Grandpa released the nurse, called me a witch and told me to get out.
On Marriage: When your wife scares you more than the thought of death...that's a cool feeling.
Grandpa: She's trying to kill me, Crysti!
Me: No, she's not Grandpa. Let her go.
Grandpa: You see that goddam knife??? She's gonna kill me Crysti!!!
Me: Let go!
Grandpa: NO!
Me: Let go!
Grandpa: NO!
Me: I am gonna tell Grandma.
No sooner were the words out of my mouth, Grandpa released the nurse, called me a witch and told me to get out.
On Marriage: When your wife scares you more than the thought of death...that's a cool feeling.
posted by Crystal at 2:12 PM
3 Comments:
You are begining to scare even ME Crystal!!!
Crystie: Would you please post this stuff on my site? I ain't got anything near this good. Hoo boy.
Having been married for almost six years now, I would describe that observation as wholly accurate.
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