THOMASGUDAMUT
Crystal (email): Thomas, Want to have dinner with me tonight?
Thomas (email): No response.
Crystal (phone message): Thomas, it's Crystal Want to have dinner with me tonight?
Thomas (phone): No response.
Crystal (text message): Thomas, Why do you hate me?
Thomas (voicemail): I have been sitting here trying to think of all the reasons I hate you and so far I have come up with 7 reasons why I hate you. So call me back if you want to know all of them.
Crystal (phone call): Thomas, we are going to Rice Village to eat. Want to come?
Thomas (phone call): Where in Rice Village?
Crystal (phone call): I don't know.
Thomas (phone call): Reason number 8.
Crystal (phone call): Sobbing uncontrollably.
Thomas (phone call): Shut up, Loser.
And then he hung up on me.
Thomas (email): No response.
Crystal (phone message): Thomas, it's Crystal Want to have dinner with me tonight?
Thomas (phone): No response.
Crystal (text message): Thomas, Why do you hate me?
Thomas (voicemail): I have been sitting here trying to think of all the reasons I hate you and so far I have come up with 7 reasons why I hate you. So call me back if you want to know all of them.
Crystal (phone call): Thomas, we are going to Rice Village to eat. Want to come?
Thomas (phone call): Where in Rice Village?
Crystal (phone call): I don't know.
Thomas (phone call): Reason number 8.
Crystal (phone call): Sobbing uncontrollably.
Thomas (phone call): Shut up, Loser.
And then he hung up on me.
posted by Crystal at 1:16 PM
7 Comments:
He soooo doesn't deserve to ride in your car.
Don't cry, Crystal.
Maybe your mom will go with you.
He's a meany, peany, weany.
Hey, I'm blog buddies with both of yous, so let's all grow up and hug it out like bitches, okay?
Did you go to Rice Village and have a great time anyway?
want me to punch him in the face for you?
and in rice village are all the streets, houses, and trees made of rice? that sounds sticky.
Yes, it was mean, but it was also fricking funny.
But then, I'm Hitler, according to the "which famous leader are you quiz".
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