Get Smooved
posted by Crystal at 8:00 AM
Monday, July 10, 2006
"So take your diamond bland shaped tears, and maybe I'll see you in 20 years and I will always wear your ring, you know the one that turned my finger green." - At the Drive-In
6 Comments:
Ha! And I want a woman that serves milkshakes outta her boobies. Frosty chocolate on one side, raspberry on the other. Oh, and silver dollars fall out of her when I hit jackpot. Now there's incentive to perform. Know of any women like this, Crystal?
Oh man, thank you for posting that link. Thats the funniest fuckin thing I've ever read.
I think that's what all men should strive to be. I love the Onion.
LOL! That is way too funny, my coworkers are probably wondering what the hell I'm laughing at over here, mind if I steal that link?
You want a pimp? Let's get married. With me, it isn't matrinomy, it's MACK-rimony. And I pimp accordingly.
Very smoove....okay be honest, do ya really want him to "hit it doggy style"?
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