Friday, July 28, 2006

He SAYS he likes women...

"GDCA*- I can tell you, and I am telling you. Turquoise has too much green in it and I'd vomit if I had turquoise on my walls. My walls are Behr 506B-5, 'Ocean Tropic'." - He




*He calls me GDCA - that's an acronym for Goddammit Crystal Ann (which was my father's pet name for me when I was growing up).

10 Comments:

Blogger Humble Beginnings said...

No man should know what turquoise is.. or any other colour than the basics, black, white, green, yellow, blue. I have no idea what peppermint white vs coconut white or any other minority/shade that someone invents to drive me crazy.

Did I mention I'd tap that.. ?? ;)

5:54 PM  
Blogger Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Another cool Texas blogger. I'm always amazed at the amount of cool bloggers from Texas.

Texas. I love me some Texas. I'm gonna live there one day.

9:05 PM  
Blogger Raghav said...

some very cool one liners u got here.
yeah.

9:44 PM  
Blogger Logophile said...

I might not tap that, but only cuz I am married, and female...and straight.
Otherwise, damn baby!
Skate this way
;)

GDCA
Guys who know tertiary colors are sooo hawt.
I am so into metro, or whatever they call it these days.

11:30 AM  
Blogger Sudiegirl said...

Maybe he works at a paint store...and that's how he knows the exact number and name for his paint color.

Maybe?

Sudiegirl

2:50 PM  
Anonymous The Lord Jesus on a pogo stick said...

Hah, a priest soliciting his tapping services. Freakin' Cracker Jack seminaries these days. Must be a new PR move to get the stink of little boys off of them. I think you're desperately trying to prove Niztche right.

Honestly man, at least take the dog collar off when you say that.

Jesus still wants you for a sunbeam.

Btw, turquoise is my favorite color South of the border.

Has anybody seen my Mom? She keeps bothering people, making appearances in their toast.

10:35 PM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

Gee, painting. I know nothing of that;) BTW, one of my many nicknames is "Dutch Boy".


That works on so many different levels, it's a wonder that I'm not a billionaire astronaut yet.

11:56 PM  
Blogger jules said...

Why would anyone chose EITHER of those colors?

6:03 AM  
Blogger keda said...

i guess you dont shag many artists then no?

probably a good move in my experience.

9:03 AM  
Blogger Crystal said...

keda - i have actually dated several artisits which is why i am scared of them now.

3:27 PM  

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