Forward of the Day
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
God works in Mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine, celebrate our good fortune and see where the evening leads." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...".
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, sneaky, evil bitches. Don't mess with them...
God works in Mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine, celebrate our good fortune and see where the evening leads." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...".
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, sneaky, evil bitches. Don't mess with them...
posted by Crystal at 11:45 AM
10 Comments:
That joke officially just made my day, Chica. Thank you.
ha ha- is it horrible that I knew where that was going as soon as she found the in tact wine bottle?
I'm scared of you.
perrrrrrfect
Exxxxxcelllent....
*tapping my fingertips together ala Monty Burns*
I'm scared of you, too. lol
Yeah, women are devious alright. But, their good sides are even deadlier--especially when dancing;)
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
ain't that true.
Adding a bottle of wine to the list of gear in the emergency box.
Good tip!
You are a goddess.
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