Monday, April 30, 2007

I can't believe I ate the whole thing...

This is what happens when one of your bridesmaids bakes cakes professionally.

16 Comments:

Blogger Neal said...

That thing must be six inches....around.

8:34 PM  
Blogger jay are said...

bridesmaids?

9:17 PM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

That thing is hung like a portobello!

12:25 AM  
Blogger tinyhands said...

Once you go chocolate ganache, you never go back.

6:31 AM  
Blogger Clearlykels said...

I'm with Jay, "your bridesmaids"--
What???

6:41 AM  
Blogger Crystal said...

Neal - oh it is. you should have seen the bride widemouth it at about 3 in the morning.

jay are & kels - my best friend is getting married so we threw her a bachelorette party this weekend. not me. i like sex too much to get married.

the grunt - short and fat. i read in Glamour that the majority of women prefer girth to length. we thought about adding a third cupcake to it, but it seemed a little excessive. so i wound up eating 1/4 of the shaft. and i have to say....

that tinyhands is right. i will take chocolate penis anyday!

7:10 AM  
Anonymous denise d said...

Was there sweet cream filling? I love sweet cream...

12:36 PM  
Blogger Effortlessly Average said...

You know, I want to know where all you women who love sex so much were when I was single. Wait. Now that I think about it, it may not be that I didn't know any women who loved sex, it's just that they didn't love it with me. I feel so inadequate now.

6:34 AM  
Blogger Sean said...

wonder. i have envy for a cake. or feelings of inadequacy caused by a cake. or something. damnit.

11:58 AM  
Blogger goldennib said...

Does that penis have antenna?

5:39 PM  
Blogger Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

Aw...a sandcastle cake.

8:51 AM  
Blogger Crystal said...

denise d - there actually wasn't. i tried to get her to put some whipped cream around the belly, but she wouldn't do it. audrey suggested another cake in the shape of a crusty t-shirt. didn't fly either.

effortlessly average - you're married now. you never have to wonder around looking for ass again. hopefully you can still put it on her like you did the first night you met. :P

sean - don't feel bad. as soon we grabbed it with any force, it went completely limp. good for nothing penis cake.

nib - lmao!! i didn't notice that, but you're right! how freaky would that be if you saw that on a guy? well...hmmm...now that i think about it, it may be pretty cool. think they vibrate? fellas? anyone with antenna i can try out?

jerk - i know. it gets stuck in my panties every time.

9:13 AM  
Blogger CruiserMel said...

Oh my, oh my. I had to turn my head sideways to figure that out. That's probably not a good sign on my part, is it?

5:07 PM  
Blogger Photogirl said...

What?! Are you getting married? What did I miss???

9:36 AM  
Blogger Photogirl said...

Oh, nevermind. I just read your comment.

9:36 AM  
Blogger Crystal said...

cruisermel - i had to turn my head sideways to eat it. not a good sign on my part!

photogirl - if i were to get engaged, everyone in the blogosphere would be the first to know.

7:28 AM  

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