I can't believe I ate the whole thing...
This is what happens when one of your bridesmaids bakes cakes professionally.
posted by Crystal at 11:03 AM
Monday, April 30, 2007
This is what happens when one of your bridesmaids bakes cakes professionally.
16 Comments:
That thing must be six inches....around.
bridesmaids?
That thing is hung like a portobello!
Once you go chocolate ganache, you never go back.
I'm with Jay, "your bridesmaids"--
What???
Neal - oh it is. you should have seen the bride widemouth it at about 3 in the morning.
jay are & kels - my best friend is getting married so we threw her a bachelorette party this weekend. not me. i like sex too much to get married.
the grunt - short and fat. i read in Glamour that the majority of women prefer girth to length. we thought about adding a third cupcake to it, but it seemed a little excessive. so i wound up eating 1/4 of the shaft. and i have to say....
that tinyhands is right. i will take chocolate penis anyday!
Was there sweet cream filling? I love sweet cream...
You know, I want to know where all you women who love sex so much were when I was single. Wait. Now that I think about it, it may not be that I didn't know any women who loved sex, it's just that they didn't love it with me. I feel so inadequate now.
wonder. i have envy for a cake. or feelings of inadequacy caused by a cake. or something. damnit.
Does that penis have antenna?
Aw...a sandcastle cake.
denise d - there actually wasn't. i tried to get her to put some whipped cream around the belly, but she wouldn't do it. audrey suggested another cake in the shape of a crusty t-shirt. didn't fly either.
effortlessly average - you're married now. you never have to wonder around looking for ass again. hopefully you can still put it on her like you did the first night you met. :P
sean - don't feel bad. as soon we grabbed it with any force, it went completely limp. good for nothing penis cake.
nib - lmao!! i didn't notice that, but you're right! how freaky would that be if you saw that on a guy? well...hmmm...now that i think about it, it may be pretty cool. think they vibrate? fellas? anyone with antenna i can try out?
jerk - i know. it gets stuck in my panties every time.
Oh my, oh my. I had to turn my head sideways to figure that out. That's probably not a good sign on my part, is it?
What?! Are you getting married? What did I miss???
Oh, nevermind. I just read your comment.
cruisermel - i had to turn my head sideways to eat it. not a good sign on my part!
photogirl - if i were to get engaged, everyone in the blogosphere would be the first to know.
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