Tuesday, May 15, 2007

What a wonderful week!!

Unfortunately, I am all funned out and so I have nothing clever to say. However, here are a few quotes from the weekend:

"I had a really bad day. This homeless lady at the bus stop threw up on me so I moved to another seat and then a bird shit on my head and I was so pissed that I rode home the entire way with the birdshit dripping out of my hair. I didn't even remove it."

"Where did you get that tire iron?"
"It was in Clay's belly button"

"So the guy was f-cking my knees and I was all, you're wearing a rubber??"

Updated over there.


Blogger Thomas said...

Hey Crystal-lite. Give me a call sometime this weekend.

3:06 PM  
Anonymous Cash said...

PICK A SITE AND STICK TO IT. What is this 'updated over there' nonsense? I have THIS one bookmarked and I am not looking through all your old love letters to me to find the other one.

7:50 PM  
Blogger Neal said...

To stick with the theme of comments totally unrelated to this post: I was bored enough today to try walking outside with my mouth open and my teeth didn't freeze. Your friend was wrong.

10:03 PM  
Blogger Curly said...

Birdshit always appears on your person when you're having a bad day already - it's clever like that.

5:45 AM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

Can a person blow their knees out from having someone bang them in such manner?

9:36 AM  

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