Thursday, August 09, 2007

Just Some Stuff

Picture pages picture pages lots of fun with picture pages time to get your crayons and a pencil you can play with picture pages lots of fun with picture pages til Bill Cosby does another picture page with you!

Maybe it's wrong, but that's how I sang it when I was 5 so there. I posted some pictures on my picture page of vacation. I was going to post this totally hot picture of j-me in her bikini, but then I thought I'd better get her permission first.

I have a HUGE ZIT right next to my mouth. It's approximately one inch from my top lip. It's about one and one half inches from my jawline. It's below the stereo and on this side of the bicentennial glasses, between the ashtrays and the thimble. And it sucks. I haven't had a pimple in a few years and I don't know how to deal with it. It's really cramping my style. I almost cancelled a date with my boyfriend tonight because he is opposed to threesomes. Everybody is staring at it when they talk to me, I just know it. Like they want to reach over and fondle it. Perhaps it grew a face and is spitting and making disrespectful faces. How the hell can I get rid of this thing?


Blogger Anthony S. said...

Leave it alone for a while. Or maybe your boyfriend will enjoy a menage a trois (sp?).

12:25 PM  
Blogger j-me said...

Since I have LOADS of experience with pimples, I can offer this explanation, but no advice. I bet the pimple popped up due to all the sunscreen last week AND possibly due to the mass amounts of beer that was consumed. Those two things always create "connect-the dot face" for me. yes. that can be my nickname if you want.

1:35 PM  
Blogger j-me said...

oh yeah. permission granted. nervously.

1:38 PM  
Blogger Ryan said...

I always wanted a pen that went "Boo doo boo woop" as I drew. Thanks for giving me unattainable dreams and jello induced diabetes Bill Cosby.

5:15 PM  
Blogger Christie said...

My friend puts a dot of toothpaste on her zits and they are gone in the morning. You probably won't be getting any tube steak tonight, sorry.

5:38 PM  
Blogger Neal said...

I was just singing that song the other day during stretching. I then started a long conversation about what show that song was on.
I'm pretty sure I was butchering the lyrics too.

7:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Show some more breast. No one will pay attention to your face!


8:20 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

anthony - he will. i don't think the pimple will though.

connect-the-dot face - i think you're right. but i don't know if you can have that nickname considering you rarely have pimples and i have mass amounts of freckles. and i posted your picture. i'd be nervous about freaky guys stalking me too after they see that picture.

ryan - your welcome. i forgot about the pen. i need to find one of those.

christie - i did get the tube steak! yay! however, i made sure he only saw the right side of my face the entire time i was at his house, so maybe that's the reason.

neal - were you wearing a leotard and tights?

HB - like ryan always says, "You have a face?"

6:07 AM  
Blogger Clearlykels said...

Good luck with the zit. That is the worst. I'm with j-me-- sunscreen & beer that'll do it.

7:38 AM  
Blogger goldennib said...

If you stop pointing at it, I bet no one will look.

8:13 AM  
Blogger blog Portland said...

Just don't touch it, and make sure nobody tries to hang their coat on it, and it should take care of itsself.

11:50 AM  
Blogger Photogirl said...

what the eff? I thought I posted a comment here ages ago!

Anyway, I hate those damn zits. Have fun with it. Next time someone looks at you say "are you looking at my tits?!" and when they look at you quizically, point at your zit. "I asked if you're looking at my zit."

11:26 PM  
Blogger bryan torre said...

Since I'm in Texas this week, I heard about your zit already from several of my business contacts. The word on the street is that it's gone down a bit, so that's good...

7:58 AM  
Blogger Johnny Virgil said...

sometimes when you get the one giant zit, it helps to give it a name and then introduce it around when you meet people.

1:35 PM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

Those kinds of giant zits can be used to hold banks up with. This could be a new thing for you. Think of the money.

10:47 PM  
Blogger NiolK said...

I went out with a chick who would put toothpaste on her zits 'cause she said it got rid o' them faster.

Just in case thats any help.

Oh also apparently putting loads of semen on them can really help.

PS - I'll expect a thank you muffin basket from Ryan for that tip.

1:00 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

kels - it is almost gone! yays!

nib - i don't have to. it has grown appendages and points at itself.

j - that comment made my face hurt

photogirl - or "are you looking at my zit's tits?? she has eyes and a brain too you know."

bryan - i think they even put it on the 8's! stall on I-45 south at tidwell, crystal has a ginormous zit, the high will be 110 today

johnny virgil - if it would ever let me get a word in edgewise

the grunt - "put the money in the fucking bag or i'll pop it!"

niolk - maybe that's why i never get them in the first place. heh.

9:14 AM  

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