Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Jizz and Dilly Bars and Grey's Anatomy

Johnny Virgil does this all the time and it kills me, so I got curious and looked up the Google searches that brought people to this blog.

black man's balls - i have never actually seen a black man's balls in real life, but i am assuming they look like this. omg, does that make me racist?

cock haircut shapes - i am assuming you are looking for this. on the other hand, you are probably looking for something like this. all of the pictures attached to this post are safe for work because i am at work myself. although, i may get fired for googling pictures of William Shatner as that shows a lack of taste and also because in order to retrieve the picture, i typed in worthless cocksucker.


did you finger her what does that mean - it means you need to wash your hands immediately. if you are 18 and below, you are allowed to not wash your hands for three days and shove it mercilessly in the face of all your friends who have never fingered her.

tubesteak on the face - is that like a unicorn? i am very confused.

some other popular searches that i don't have time to elaborate on because of work were:


how do i know it's not a pimple on my mouth
rub semen into the breasts
rub sperm in the face
fucked while wearing my headgear (ha! this one beats out the "shirley temple love do porn" from last time)
michael jackson's cock
he farted in my face and i loved it
a fat lady making a huge fart in a guy's face
how do i know it's not a pimple on my mouth
i sure do like dilly bars

I may come back to this later.

P.S. I DVRed Grey's Anatomy and the damn thing quit recording right at the end when George showed up at Izzy's door and he took a breath and then boom the effing thing turned off. Can anyone please tell me what the heck he said to her?? Thanks!



9 Comments:

Blogger Effortlessly Average said...

I thought you said the last time you had some particular drink (Zombie or something) you woke up with the empty drink container in one hand and a black man's balls in the other.

Gah, you get all the best searches. Lucky!

I'm going to go plant some Google Bombs.

11:57 AM  
Blogger Crystal said...

E.A. - oh, i have cradled and caressed, but never seen.

12:07 PM  
Blogger Clearlykels said...

I only got 7 minutes of Grey's when I DVR'd it. What the hell is that?

5:50 AM  
Blogger Nessa said...

"Ring my bell" is just coming on the radio. I think that's appropriate for this post.

10:47 AM  
Blogger Effortlessly Average said...

Dang, lucky guy!

12:15 PM  
Blogger Johnny Virgil said...

thanks for the shout out, Crystal!

1:23 PM  
Blogger Kimberly said...

he said, "i love you too!"

:)

4:51 PM  
Blogger Effortlessly Average said...

He said, "I'm sorry. I know you're going to think I'm a worthless cocksucker, but I fingered your best friend while she trimmed my cock hair into the shape of a heart. But while I had my tubesteak on her face, ready to rub sperm on her breasts, it came to me that I don't even like it when a fat lady farts in my face, and that made me think of you. So I don't think we're going to work out. Besides, I think this bump on my mouth is more than just a pimple and I don't know what to do about that just yet. So... goodbye."

[he starts to leave, but stops]

"by the way, do you have any dilly bars? I sure do like dilly bars."

Then she says "fuck off you douchenozzle" and slams the door.

[fade to black]

hope this helped.

7:14 AM  
Blogger Sean said...

seriously scary...

1:02 PM  

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