Tuesday, September 09, 2008

The guy on the second row in the stripes - his name Dickie and he is a cop now. The guy in the stripes on the top row told me that his mom ran outta hair gel so she put crisco in his hair. I was sitting on the floor and the girl in the plaid pants on the front row was in a chair and she peed on my hand. The cute little kid on the far left in the plaid shirt - we called him Booger Boy because we were assholes. He's adorable! How could we do that?! Kids are so mean. The white girl with the brown hair - she cried one day for three hours and when a teacher asked her what was wrong, the kid with the Crisco head said, "she lef her pitchas on da bus" and the little girl thought that sounded so lame but she was really crying because her dad helped her do the pictures (which was rare) and she left it on the bus and she cried for so long that they stuck her in the cafeteria and let her drink chocolate milk with the cafeteria lady. This same sensitive girl got sent to the office on a regular basis for calling this one kid roscoe p. coletrain and pushing him out of his chair.

6 Comments:

Anonymous denise said...

I see you there :-D

11:56 AM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

Cutie Brewster.

3:36 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

So which ones became the billionaire and the lone gunman in the clocktower?

5:18 PM  
Blogger Chris Cope said...

You look devious...

2:32 AM  
Blogger tinyhands said...

I can tell that you're pinching the bottom of the child in front of you. I'm not sure if that's a boy or a girl, as if that ever mattered to you, but I am sure that you're grabbing ass.

7:41 AM  
Blogger Effortlessly Average said...

Hey, are you the one with the sideways ponytail, a-la Napoleon Dynamite?

1:14 PM  

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