Wuh-wuh-wuh
Ok, I have made a decision on this whole sex thing. I just realized it last night. I met up with some friends for drinks after work and we wound up going to this guy's house that I knew in highschool. By the way, I looked in his closet and he has about 10 pair of Adidas, a pair of Chucks, and 4 or 5 pairs of Pumas. Why do shoes turn me on so much? I don't get it. Anyway, maybe it was the shoes or maybe it was the drinks, but I felt kind of connected to him in a weird way. Although, he is pretty damn cute, my MIND found his MIND attractive and that made me think... But! One of my best friends is convinced that they are destined to be together so he is absolutely. hands-off. for. me.
So, I started thinking about this other guy. The foreign one. I think he is attractive physically, but he doesn't really make me all wuh-wuh-wuh because I don't really know a lot about his personality. I have decided that I couldn't just have sex with anyone. I have to like them on an emotional level. I think I am incapable of having a purely sexual relationship because it wouldn't turn me on. I don't have to love the guy, but I would like someone that makes me feel comfortable. I want to be able to laugh in bed. That's silly, isn't it? I don't even want to kiss guys that I don't think are at least a little bit funny.
So for any of you funny guys out there - there are girls out there that would much rather bump nasties with you than some hot foreign guy. Just sayin'
So, I started thinking about this other guy. The foreign one. I think he is attractive physically, but he doesn't really make me all wuh-wuh-wuh because I don't really know a lot about his personality. I have decided that I couldn't just have sex with anyone. I have to like them on an emotional level. I think I am incapable of having a purely sexual relationship because it wouldn't turn me on. I don't have to love the guy, but I would like someone that makes me feel comfortable. I want to be able to laugh in bed. That's silly, isn't it? I don't even want to kiss guys that I don't think are at least a little bit funny.
So for any of you funny guys out there - there are girls out there that would much rather bump nasties with you than some hot foreign guy. Just sayin'
posted by Crystal at 6:21 AM
5 Comments:
I think your thing for shoes is fun. It's like someone that would fall for the person who wrote with a specific type of pen or drank the right type of cola. Not judging ... just thinking there is a story in there.
And suddenly every guy you know starts telling you knock-knock jokes...
other things that melt my butter:
the 2 inches of belly skin you see when a guy stretches.
when a guy says "pardon me" instead of "excuse me"
the ability to beat me at ms. pac-man or pin me when we wrestle. wrestling's my favorite.
I care about shoes too. That thing that I had a couple of months ago was with a guy who I didn't even like as a person. That is why it only lasted for a second because it is really hard to have something that is purely physical. That is what toys are for.
So this midget walks into a bar, stops, then shouts "shazam" at the top of his lungs. Everyone else in the bar turns to him and pauses. After some condsiderable silence, the midget says, "God, I guess I'm just stuck like this."
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