"So take your diamond bland shaped tears, and maybe I'll see you in 20 years and I will always wear your ring, you know the one that turned my finger green." - At the Drive-In
If the public is no longer willing to shell out 4.99 for an old Smashing Pumpkins album, why would we drop $30 on a couple centimeters of his dookie? Still, I wonder if it has a higher collectible value if there's a peanut in it?
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I don't know if it is more disturbing that this exists or that Michael Stipe's bacteria is "OUT OF STOCK"
OR that Luke Perry's fecal matter is OUT OF STOCK. What is wrong with people???
Do you think they'll give DNA certification with each purchase?
Wow, thanks. I just discovered where the weirdos who hit on me come from and what they do for a living. Ewwwwww.
that is real gross!
If the public is no longer willing to shell out 4.99 for an old Smashing Pumpkins album, why would we drop $30 on a couple centimeters of his dookie? Still, I wonder if it has a higher collectible value if there's a peanut in it?
$92 bucks for Jack Black's poo? Considering he looks like he could generate a lot of it I'm betting he will never have to work again.
Weird, I didn't see my poo on sale there anywhere.
Tell me this is a joke! GROSS!
Hey, they stole my idea!
If I were a stalkerazzi, I'd be in heaven. Unfortunately, I just find this disturbing.
luke perry? ooh i used to love him!
but never as much as i love popbitch. makes thursdays for me :)
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