I am so whipped when it comes to priests
Click here to see the mass email I sent out after I nearly squirted pee out of my nose.
"So take your diamond bland shaped tears, and maybe I'll see you in 20 years and I will always wear your ring, you know the one that turned my finger green." - At the Drive-In
9 Comments:
Oh my gosh! Those were great.I especially the elephant one.
i hope you realise you made me cry!
i'm still going.
i love you.
and i din't really understand "squirt pee out of my nose".. until i just did it.
snort.
still.
You know, there have been many times where I've forgotten to carry the elephant.
I shot milk out of my fingernails. That is just impossible!
I loved that one! Your emails make coming to work worth it. Keep em comin :)
Huh!
haha! yeah, i got that email recently too. totally cracked me up.
I actually tried one of those answers once. That's why they sent me to where I am now.
Now that's funny stuff.
And I'm totally mystified as to the priest connection...
That's easy to solve Brian..
I'm the priest.
BTW... sadly I had a huge accident
on Saturday. Fell 4 ft at work on
black ice... stop breathing, hospital, spinal.. you know the
good stuff.
I'm alive.. unbroken but very very
sore. So please.. don't make me
laugh for the next few days cause
it really hurts to laugh.
HB
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