10/22/04
yeah...i have jumped on the blog bandwagon. it gives me something to do at work besides play literati or look up porn or do any actual work.
audrey is down and gena and i are going to take her and her blue headed hunk of love to the continental club to see the asylum street spankers. i will try not to get drunk and surly. maybe i won't try that hard.
i will be back in san marcos in a couple of weeks to give jeanie her birthday spankings. she's 28. that's a lot o whoopins. gonna wear my hand plum out. and maybe this year i will put the maple syrup in her guacamole to watch her gag reflexes go crazy for 45 whole minutes. what goes around comes around, baby. you won't know when and you won't know where but i'm gonna get your ass. and i have an even better idea than the nekked bon jovi cake from last year. watch out.
halloween is comin' up and i have known what i am going to be for the past month and i still don't have any halloween plans. everyone i know wants to throw a party, but none of us think we know enough people for it to be a party. and gena's gate is hard to open. and stephanie lives way out west. and i live in the ghetto so we would probably get shot if we had one at my place not to mention having to explain the brothel that is being run out of the apartment right next door. i thought up the best costume and nobody will get to see it.
Bleh.
p.s. for those of you who are unaware of or have had no experience with my incredibly deep cavernous armpits, you are surely missing out.
audrey is down and gena and i are going to take her and her blue headed hunk of love to the continental club to see the asylum street spankers. i will try not to get drunk and surly. maybe i won't try that hard.
i will be back in san marcos in a couple of weeks to give jeanie her birthday spankings. she's 28. that's a lot o whoopins. gonna wear my hand plum out. and maybe this year i will put the maple syrup in her guacamole to watch her gag reflexes go crazy for 45 whole minutes. what goes around comes around, baby. you won't know when and you won't know where but i'm gonna get your ass. and i have an even better idea than the nekked bon jovi cake from last year. watch out.
halloween is comin' up and i have known what i am going to be for the past month and i still don't have any halloween plans. everyone i know wants to throw a party, but none of us think we know enough people for it to be a party. and gena's gate is hard to open. and stephanie lives way out west. and i live in the ghetto so we would probably get shot if we had one at my place not to mention having to explain the brothel that is being run out of the apartment right next door. i thought up the best costume and nobody will get to see it.
Bleh.
p.s. for those of you who are unaware of or have had no experience with my incredibly deep cavernous armpits, you are surely missing out.
posted by Crystal at 3:45 PM
2 Comments:
That is not a navel ring! It's a panocha ring. That's why you can hardly see it because my vigina is very small. That's a good thing right?
All spiders must die!! Snickers or not.
why? you need one for a show? you gonna pay me? how much?
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