DOH!

Mom, I don't do the drugs. However, in college I will say that I may have smoked a couple of fatties. [Un] Fortunately, I don't do that anymore because I am now allergic to weed and my eyes swell up, it's difficult to breathe (may be due to excessive laughter), I will spend all my money on Koolaid and mayonaise sandwiches, and oh yeah - it's illegal and I am a good girl, remember? :)