Friday, November 19, 2004

i upset my boss last week and i thought he has hated me ever since. i thought today would be especially bad seeing as how i started off the day by killing my poor rice. i then had to stop by the store so that made me late to work. so my boss came into my office and handed me an envelope that said "strictly confidential" and smiles at me. this is the first smile i have received from him all week, mind you. i thought, 'oh, great! i am getting fired via letter and he is loving every second of it! what am i going to do?! Christmas is coming up and my boobie was misbehaving last month leaving me with medical bills that i can't afford, my car broke down, what else do you want from me???!!!! what else??? you may as well gouge my eyes out with a plastic spoon and talk distastefully about my mother while rubbing ceramic plates together and causing my unborn children to have testicular disfigurement and refracted cardio-pulmonary disease!!!'

but it was a raise.

i'm going shopping.


Blogger Jules said...

Interesting writing style. Like ur opening quote from the jerk and more power to ya from another woman who has to watch her movies when H is out of town.

Try "Waking Life" - I bet you'll like it.


1:24 PM  
Blogger Thomas said...

This post reminds me of that episode of Friends where Chandler wanted to quit his job and they kept giving him raises to convince him to stay. And you never found how much was the raise.

How much was the raise?

3:04 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

My raise was enough to buy a couple of extra Christmas presents, but not enough for a Corvette.

7:03 AM  

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