Wednesday, November 03, 2004

My Ass Shines Again!

I received one dozen beautiful red roses at work. The card read 'I love you...My life would be empty without you'. I think it was because my ass looked real special in my bluejeans when I left the house. I was kind of upset that he did not include that in the card...about my ass and all, but it was quite sweet nonetheless.

The roses are perfect except for they smell like hamsters and not really like roses at all.


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