Xbox vs. Mybox
Xbox can really put a damper on your sex life. I get enough sex, I guess. But I can only imagine how much more I would have if it wasn't for that little black girlfriend of his.
Although, I have to admit that watching him shoot people is kinda hot. It's a whole nother side to him. Sometimes, if he is really into it, he will say - in his best ganster voice - "popped a cap in that sucka!". (This is the same boy who corrects my grammar on a daily basis.) I love me some gangsters! UMM! For Christmas, I am getting him a fedora and a pinky ring. Fuhget About it.
Although, I have to admit that watching him shoot people is kinda hot. It's a whole nother side to him. Sometimes, if he is really into it, he will say - in his best ganster voice - "popped a cap in that sucka!". (This is the same boy who corrects my grammar on a daily basis.) I love me some gangsters! UMM! For Christmas, I am getting him a fedora and a pinky ring. Fuhget About it.
posted by Crystal at 7:59 AM
3 Comments:
Perhaps you could shave your mound to reflect an XBox controller, with many buttons and triggers. I bet he may play with you more then.
-Anonyperv
do you happen to know where i can purchase a bikini wax kit that contains template of the xbox controller?
What'd he say, dude?
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