Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Bo Expresses During Yogurt Licks


Tonight Bo expressed. If the reader is not familiar with the term express, I will be so kind as to define it...I am sure this will make your life significantly more worthwhile. Express refers to the draining of the anal sacs on a dog. Sometimes, not often, Bo will excrete a thick oil-type substance and stink up the entire house. He was eating yogurt tonight. The yogurt must have been exceptional for he seeped oil. I am grossed out. I hope it didn't get on the carpet. I will move out. Does anybody else's dog do this on a regular basis or is Bo special?


Blogger Chris Cope said...

"So if you want it right now, make him show you how/ Express what he’s got, oh baby ready or not"

Suddenly that song is just all wrong.

8:10 PM  
Blogger jks_ said...

oh that was funny.

seriously though. vets do this for dogs all the time. especially little ones. they express their glands if they get clogged up. i think it is a bit like the "finger wave" that all of us men have to look forward to when we turn 40. except that funk squirts out. i think if we squirted funk out when they did that test, proctology would probably just not be worth the effort, polyps or not.

9:15 PM  
Blogger Chris Cope said...

If men expressed, we would figure out how to do it on demand -- for break-ups and job lay-offs.

7:32 AM  
Blogger Crystal said...

let's not forget extra video game time, chris...

5:57 AM  

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