Bo Expresses During Yogurt Licks
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Tonight Bo expressed. If the reader is not familiar with the term express, I will be so kind as to define it...I am sure this will make your life significantly more worthwhile. Express refers to the draining of the anal sacs on a dog. Sometimes, not often, Bo will excrete a thick oil-type substance and stink up the entire house. He was eating yogurt tonight. The yogurt must have been exceptional for he seeped oil. I am grossed out. I hope it didn't get on the carpet. I will move out. Does anybody else's dog do this on a regular basis or is Bo special?
Tonight Bo expressed. If the reader is not familiar with the term express, I will be so kind as to define it...I am sure this will make your life significantly more worthwhile. Express refers to the draining of the anal sacs on a dog. Sometimes, not often, Bo will excrete a thick oil-type substance and stink up the entire house. He was eating yogurt tonight. The yogurt must have been exceptional for he seeped oil. I am grossed out. I hope it didn't get on the carpet. I will move out. Does anybody else's dog do this on a regular basis or is Bo special?
posted by Crystal at 7:29 PM
4 Comments:
"So if you want it right now, make him show you how/ Express what he’s got, oh baby ready or not"
Suddenly that song is just all wrong.
oh that was funny.
seriously though. vets do this for dogs all the time. especially little ones. they express their glands if they get clogged up. i think it is a bit like the "finger wave" that all of us men have to look forward to when we turn 40. except that funk squirts out. i think if we squirted funk out when they did that test, proctology would probably just not be worth the effort, polyps or not.
If men expressed, we would figure out how to do it on demand -- for break-ups and job lay-offs.
let's not forget extra video game time, chris...
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