Monday, January 03, 2005

My Best Friend Hates Me

what kind of person loses their best friend due to a false eating disorder? that would be me. the lovepits have taken on a canyon like appearance due to this fake bulemia and my belly jig.jig.jiggles when i run.

i shall continue to eat my taco bell and pretend to throw it up if you like.

7 Comments:

Blogger the wease said...

hey sexy,

in regards to your question on my blog: b.a. means bad ass. If you remember the A-Team, Mr. T's character was named B.A. Baraccus because he was, in fact, a bad ass. Actually, even if you don't remember the A-Team, his character was still named B.A. What a strange way to construct a sentence....I'm insane.

9:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the kind of person who loses their best friend to a false eating disorder are the kinds of people who have other friends who don't know when to play the ultimate in kindergarden games - you know, the quiet one.

5:55 AM  
Blogger Crystal said...

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6:10 AM  
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6:12 AM  
Blogger Crystal said...

anonymous,
that made me laugh. it is, however, not about the quiet game. it is about the way i react to my friends. simple misunderstandings turn into horrible arguments and perhaps i should learn to shut up and just take it. ya know?

6:31 AM  
Blogger Thomas said...

I think the quiet game is fun. See I am playing it now. _________________________________________________________

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2:42 PM  
Blogger Sir Craig of Highbury said...

You R OK C. Look at me. I have a very dry sarcastic sense of humor. People who do not know me may think I am an arse-hole... well, that is partialy right. but there is more than that... yea? you see where I am going with this... i do not. dunno, drank too much wine tonight.

2:09 AM  

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