Monday, February 28, 2005

Corny Jokes That Made Me Smile When I Felt Like Poo

my friend, jeanie, has a boyfriend named mike who is from alabama...and he sure sounds like it. for example, referring to jeanie pressuring him for an engagement ring, he remarked, "if you keep that up, yer gonna be a waitin' mutherfucker". and it sounded sweet even. like a nice southern gentlemen asking for the collard greens. anyway, mike told 2 jokes that made my phlegmy lungs and my pounding head feel a little better. everybody else at the table just moaned. they are even clean! i will share them with you.

one time this indian drank so much tea that he drown in his teapee.

how come a chicken coupe only has 2 doors?
cuz if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

when all of you catch your breath after the hysterical laughter that leaves you clutching your gut and rollingon the floor, tell 3 people those jokes and make their day a little better.


Blogger noisy ghost said...

Why'd you have to follow up the funny tea pee joke with the horrible chicken one?

12:36 PM  
Blogger Sir Craig of Highbury said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

2:45 PM  
Blogger Sir Craig of Highbury said...

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Call it what you like but it won't come.

2:45 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home