Monday, February 21, 2005

Creative Homeless People Can Have My Money

After reading Sir Craig's comment about the guy with the sign that said:

Ninjas Killed My Family - Need Money For Kung Fu Lessons....And Beer.

That guy works the corner next to my house.

I will give him money. He is, however, setting a high standard for himself. If I come out there and he has some lame sign next time, I might just take my money back.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow. that is creative. the homeless people i encounter just make noises at me and complain that they "only get juice?!!?? where's the coke" in which case i reply. "ou'll get the coke as soon as you tell me who stole my purse, shithead!!! and if your nice about it i'll even throw in a pack of fags." homeless people love packs o' fags. but then... who doesn't?????

4:59 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

haha, aud. you very funny gull. i am assuming you are referring to the crackhead in the islands who stole your purse which contained your cell phone and denied it even when your it started ringing. sometimes you just gotta knock -em down and sprinkle some crack on 'em.

5:46 PM  

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