Thursday, February 03, 2005

Is It My Thighs?

i have an angry cankley friend. why must you be so angry?...and cankley? surely, there must be some logical reason!

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That don't even make sense, ya goof ball.
Plus: no matter what you think your thighs are capable of, they are no match for my.... (word where things don't affect you). This is the secret reason i love you - cause i'm always missing that critical vocabulary word and YOU are the queen of Literatti(sp?) and Spelling Bees. I would never have made it through so many years of my prolonged education without your supreme word guidence. SPANKS for your SHITNIT.

7:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you talking about our mutual friend Audrey? I don't think she has cankles but ... I feel a song coming on:

She had two huge areolas
The biggest I've ever seen
As red as cherry cola
As big as tangerines

She had huge areolas
In the half-light they were glowing
As big as my bill from Motorola
When I happen to be roaming

I've seen a few areolas
Some as small as lima beans
But hers really bowled me ovah
They belong in a magazine

She has huge areolas
But who am I to complain
She's more talented than Sofia Coppola
And prettier than Claire Danes

(her blue-haired friend)
I hope this doesn't make her madder!

7:48 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

i am gonna score a picture o' them areolas.

8:23 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

ravi!!!

8:23 PM  
Blogger Thomas said...

Are we supposed to think Claire Danes is pretty?

9:02 PM  
Blogger jks_ said...

I heard she is a whore.

4:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, I heard Audrey was a whore too

9:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoever is saying HORRIBLE things about the Audrey should be beaten about the head and neck and hung out to dry. she is a fabulous person and her babies are going to be hella healthy!!!!!!

8:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i no longer like your blog.

8:34 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

Audrey! No! Everybody loves you! I love you! Kyo was referring to Claire Danes as a whore, and that other person was just being funny. YOU are not a whore. CLAIRE DANES is a WHORE. see? and i don't even know if she really is one. so see? the negative comments are all directed to claire danes and not you. silly girl. YOU ARE THE GREATEST!

5:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoever implied that Audrey wasn't chaste
Was smoking something that must've been laced
He never dated her and if he had
He now must have giant blue gonads

She wouldn't date him till there's Mideast Peace
Or the temperature in Hell reaches 32 degrees
The day Audrey and anonymous make quick love
Is the day pig shit falls like pigeon droppings from above

I wonder what it is he must've smoked
I'd probably get stoned from just one toke
He must be dreaming he has a hella wife
And it's the greatest high of his so-called life.

7:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoever implied that Audrey wasn't chaste
Was smoking something that must've been laced
He never dated her and if he had
He now must have giant blue gonads

She wouldn't date him till there's Mideast Peace
Or the temperature in Hell reaches 32 degrees
The day Audrey and anonymous make quick love
Is the day pig shit falls like pigeon droppings from above

I wonder what it is he must've smoked
I'd probably get stoned from just one toke
He must be dreaming he has a hella wife
And it's the greatest high of his so-called life.

7:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poetry person if you are saying that you fucked Audrey then that's pretty good odds that she is not chaste

1:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Anonymous,
I never did and I didn't mean to imply I did.

Sincerely,
the poetry person

5:52 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

Ode to My Significant Auder

Oh, Auder, I love you I do
You've adopted my pussy
And my microwave too

You have a heart like a melon
A smile like a conoe
And although quite small
You wear a very large shoe

Oh! The times we've had!
The mean boys...the carrots
If I won a bunch of clown/midget porn
With you I would share it

I miss you so much
Please come home quick
For if you had a schlong
You'd be my first pick

7:04 AM  

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