Monday, February 07, 2005


went to a superbowl party last night. i drank too much beer, ate way more cheese than i should have, and said many inappropriate things.

now i am at work. the space under my desk is quite roomy and looks increasingly more comfortable as the day progresses - my stomach hates me, my eyelids are threatening to seal in my eyeballs forever, and my brain is struggling to break out of my skull.

i refused to call in sick. i must take my punishment for my irresponsibility, do my work, and try to stay as far away from smellshot as possible.

i have sworn off cigarettes now for good. or at least until my lungs aren't overflowing with phlegm.

i have sworn off alcohol forever - or at least until i forget about my drunken foolishness and achy body.

i have sworn off cheese and i will spare you the reason why.

i think the day after superbowl should be a mandatory holiday, so that companies aren't put in jeopardy by their miserable employees half-assing their work and spending the majority of the day trying to get some rest without actually touching the toilet seat or the bathroom floor.


Blogger Thomas said...

Do you remember what I told you about the cheese, cheesylovepits?

3:18 PM  
Blogger Colleen said...

o lord help us all, i just remembered that i ate a whole block of sharp white swiss. but it was sooooo goooooood.

maybe the chili will help us??

7:39 PM  

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