Friday, February 18, 2005


Noisy Ghost...
I have moved up to showing scale with weapons. My rear end is approximately 1 Tazer, 1 Standard Issue Glock 9mm, 2 Pairs Handcuffs, 1 Flashlight, 1 Nightstick, 1 Large Leather Pocket Thing, 12 Bullets, and 1 Keyring.

OR....

53 Flip Flops.

Thanks for asking. I had almost forgot that my ass was that enormous.
Posted by Hello

9 Comments:

Blogger noisy ghost said...

Wow. You clearly went to a lot of trouble just to answer my question. I'm touched.

Houston is a beautiful city and they are lucky to have you.

7:11 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

When it is New Year's Eve and the cops take refuge in your home to avoid massive gunfire, then they are obligated to let you model their weapon belt. I would make a great cop...if every night was New Year's Eve.

11:49 PM  
Blogger noisy ghost said...

Hmm.

Were people shooting at the cops, or just generally shooting into the air, like celebrating? Maybe I misjudged Houston.

8:17 AM  
Blogger Crystal said...

this neighborhood celebrates and it sounds like the gods are raining down rocks on the rooftops. however, on regular nights, it just doesn't feel like home unless we hear gunfire, sirens, and maybe a few screams or "motherfucker!"s.

8:30 AM  
Blogger Thomas said...

i think i don't understand what people are talking about here.

11:59 PM  
Blogger Chris Cope said...

You realize, of course, that whole websites are dedicated to things like that picture there.

And indeed, what would Houston be without firearms? And the wafting stench of chemical plants... It brings a tear to my eye.

12:04 PM  
Blogger Sir Craig of Highbury said...

In Texas we love, BBQ, Guns, Beer, and Girls... got-damned!!!

8:18 PM  
Blogger Sir Craig of Highbury said...

Henry gave a dollar to a bum with a sign that said 'Ninjas Killed my family. Need money for kung fu lessons... and beer!!!"

8:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing like Smog and Sidearms, you just can't get that everywhere.

Ramon

12:04 AM  

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