Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Tip Of The Day #2

My friend, Kristin, isn't usually nice to children. Children and Kristin don't mesh well. She worked at a very popular covered outside restaurant in Greune, Tx. A nest filled with baby birds made their home up near one of the rafters and the waitresses would often feed the birds gravy through straws.

One day, a 4 year old girl came in the restaurant with her father. Kristin really wanted to reach out to this child so she asked her if she wanted to see the birds. The little girl was eager, so Kristin hoisted her way up above her head. Then, all of the sudden! The little girl started screaming and Kristin could hear WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! So she looked around to see what was going on. She finally looked UP and saw that she had stuck this poor little girl's head into a ceiling fan and was just holding her there.

Tip: Don't be nice to children. If you must be nice to children, do not stick their head in any type of rotating blade device or you will have to pay for their entire meal out of your own tip money.

4 Comments:

Blogger sugar said...

my boyfriend did that to my dog., the ceiling fan hit her in the head a couple of times. :O

12:24 PM  
Blogger Chris Cope said...

That's a story that keeps on giving. Think of how many times that kid will say in their life: "Did I ever tell you about when a waitress shoved my head into a ceiling fan?"

It will be one of the girl's favorite stories to tell and she'll be asked to tell it over and over again at parties. In turn, the girl will become popular and live a happy, well-adjusted life -- all thanks to your friend Kristin.

Tip: Put children's heads into ceiling fans. It's good for them.

12:48 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

chris... i will keep that in mind for my first born.

1:05 PM  
Blogger Thomas said...

i am gone for a few days and the your posting just exponentially increase.

should i stay away more often?

1:13 PM  

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