Friday, March 25, 2005

It's the thought that counts....

Well, thanks, Sir Craig. Although, you should not be so eager to promise a rescue. I know how much you drink. A bunch of fumbling drunk men trying to save me might just piss my attacker off just enough to pistol whip me or drag me around by the hair - which, to me, is worse than death. It's the thought that counts, though. Right? Unless I am dead...or have bleeding bald patches in my scalp.

4 Comments:

Blogger Thomas said...

Since I don't really drink I can be the "designated rescuer," Crystal.

4:20 PM  
Blogger Sir Craig of Highbury said...

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12:54 AM  
Blogger Sir Craig of Highbury said...

Beer makes me stronger.

5:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It just makes me wicked horney.

6:44 PM  

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