Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Lunch Duty Rocks!

I have lunch duty today, which means I get to read my book (Still Life with Crows) for 2 hours!!!!!

This book is like watching Unsolved Mysteries (which I am grounded from because of its disturbing nature... I am also grounded from watching Dr. Phil for the same reason) They found the nose of this dead woman inside of a dead crow! And HOW did it get there??? Did the murderer force this poor crow to eat a nose? Perhaps he covered it in french fry grease. Or maybe he kept throwing it up in the air until a crow swooped down thinking it was a piece of ciabatta and swallowed it before he had a chance to realize it was a nose. Who knows???

I get to find out though and get paid for it at the same time! WooWooWoo!


Blogger B2 said...

is that like the moths they found in those mouths in "Silence of the Lambs"?

9:17 AM  
Blogger Thomas said...

We should all aspire to get lunch duty someday.

9:44 AM  
Blogger Sir Craig of Highbury said...

At the Tower of London I saw the famous ravens. Some of the males had to be caged because otherwise they would swoop in and bite the appendages off the tourists.

7:20 PM  

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