Friday, April 15, 2005

Another True Story

This is nothing. My Grandma did this at a county fair when the prized cock fell out right before the auction. No jokes at my grandmother's expense please. I have told them all already.

She also brought her chihuahua back to life by mouth-to-mouth and several people.

Just to let you know.

what has YOUR grandma done?



Blogger Thomas said...

One of my grandmas died before I was born.

4:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

your blogs are so entertaining. Audrey recommended them a while back and I still read them. Anyway, my grandma tried smoking her hookah on an Air India flight once. Apparently, this upset a few of the other patrons and so the stewardess gave her a cigarette instead. things sure have changed.

10:11 PM  
Blogger Sir Craig of Highbury said...

My only living grandmother taught me how to hate all people other than my own. She instructed me at a very young age how to pronounce the word nig-ger. Yes, it is a horrible word and I only have use for it when I take the piss out of Crystal because she is so overly politically correct at times.

I have many friends from Africa... in the sport I play(soccer) I can not avoid them if I wished to... and I like them alot. We are born a certain way and live with that(except Michael Jackson). And, when I see Thierry Henry score a goal at Highbury I do not think of him as a black man scoring for Arsenal... his colours are red and white are they not?

12:01 AM  
Blogger jks_ said...

my grandmother had glass in her foot for decades. that's pretty good, huh?

9:43 AM  
Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

My grandma can whip your grandma.

11:53 AM  
Blogger mr_g said...

My grandmothers taught my parents to lay top-notch guilt trips, thus insuring a lucrative career for a therapist somewhere...

12:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hans and Swens' Granny used to win "pissin' up trees" contest against the boys. (basically they would see how high they could pee up the trunk of a tree... and she'd win... a lot) Forever i thought - "Did she have to do a handstand? or a lot of yoga? and if so, do you think any ever got on her face?" turns out my friend laura knows the trick.... but i'll leave the rest to your imagination. eewww.

8:02 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

anonymous...i forgot about that story. in fact, i think that is one of the first stories you ever told me. stories like this are what made me like you. knowing how to piss up a tree using only your hooha is what made me love you.

7:15 AM  

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