How I Annoy My Loved Ones
When they are reading in bed, I will stare at the side of their face and make faces. When they ask me what I am doing, I say that I am conducting a very important experiment to determine how extreme my faces have to be in order for them to notice me in their peripheral vision. I will quietly laugh and shake the bed so that they throw their book down, get up, and sleep on the couch. We don't have a couch though. So it's pretty much the floor.
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Try this -- When your loved one is asleep, get out of bed and dance frantically in the nude. Do this as quietly as possible. Keep this up until: A) your loved one wakes up; B) you fall down laughing.
YES! I will try that tonight and let you know how it goes.
It's hard for me to get out of bed without him noticing. The other day I tried to roll out very slowly and he woke up and started screaming, "Crystal! Wake Up! Hey!" and I told him, "I am awake" and he said, "Well, stop it. You are freaking me out."
Loved ones or loved one... aka Brendan?
when you say it like that, it kind of sounds like maybe there is a team of them.
whoa, kinky.
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