Wednesday, April 06, 2005

This Is A True Story

My friend, Napolena Windersham (name has been changed to protect the innocent), went to the hospital for surgery. After the surgery, she was incredibly nauseous, so the nurse (a CERTIFIED RN, mind you) decided it was time for a suppository and promptly deposited it into the wrong orifice. It immediately started burning. My friend yelped in pain. The nurse grabbed a washcloth and frantically tried to retrieve the thing which only made the discomfort worse. Napolena Windersham ordered the nurse out of her room and told her to suck it.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Old Horsetail Snake said...

I don't get it. How could she suck it if she was out of the room? You young people mystify me.

7:13 AM  
Blogger Crystal said...

Old Horsetail Snake...

Technically, she didn't specify what she wanted the nurse to actually suck.

It was probably some donkey balls which would not be found in her room...or even in the hospital at all. She would have to go to a farm to find that.

8:36 AM  

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