Monday, May 09, 2005

Thank Goodness I Am Not Hotter Than This

I don't think I could handle being hit on all the time. Especially from all the creepy folk out there. There is a Barnes and Noble near my house. Every time I have been in that bookstore some weirdo asshat has approached me with some lame pick-up about how I look like someone they know or how they speak seven languages. One guy even asked me if he could show me his penis because every girl he shows it to says he should be in porn and he wants another opinion. Do I look like that type of girl??? Wtf.

8 Comments:

Blogger Sir Craig of Highbury said...

Welcome back, how was the OTC show? You did not see my dad there because someone went on a rampage at his work. Check it:

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/news/050505_APlocal_twokilled.html

12:54 PM  
Blogger Thomas said...

Crystal, if you were any hotter than a certain someone might have to have a little "accident."

1:18 PM  
Blogger jks_ said...

I'm having an accident right now.

3:02 PM  
Blogger Sir Craig of Highbury said...

Do Thomas and jks actually know Crystal. I mean she is a hottie and all but she also has a great personality and likes David Beckham... there is a rumor that Becks may be joining a certain London club this summer...

11:43 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

i am confused about the accident thing. you forget i have the attention span of a housefly.

why, sir craig, what a wonderful comment! however, i believe it was only written so you could talk about david beckham. :P

8:02 AM  
Blogger Sir Craig of Highbury said...

... if it were written to talk about football it most certainly would be about Arsenal. Which, by the way, is the club Beckham is rumored to be linked with. And, if some stranger asked me to have a look at his willy in Barnes and Nobles I would probably kick his bloody teeth in!!!

8:25 AM  
Anonymous sexylovepit's mom said...

Penis-man obviously didn't see your post about how you carry a box-cutter. Love, Mom

4:51 AM  
Blogger Astrid said...

Haha .. your story sounds like the story of my life! I always wonder, why is it that these weird folks are drawn to me like Pooh is drawn to honey? Am I weird too or what?

8:17 AM  

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