Sunday, March 12, 2006


When I was in a relationship, I couldn't even cheat in my dreams. It sucked. A totally hot guy with no shirt would be chasing me through a castle and grab me and give me the look and draw me in to kiss me and I always had to mess it up by saying, "No. I have a boyfriend." Then I would wake up pissed. Am I that faithful?? Apparently.

So I had my first sex dream (in a very long time) on Friday night. It was an amazing sex dream too. Wunnerful, wunnerful sex. Then when we were finished, he told me to get the fuck out. I'm such a stupid realist.


Blogger The Grunt said...

That's funny as hell, Crystal. I had a friend tell me that his first WD consisted of you-know-whats mounted on a wall. So the dream continues: this kid is making love to this erotic wall, and it totally made sense to him in his dream. How f'n hilarious is that?

Anyways, what's the deal with the prick in your dream kicking you out?

3:06 PM  
Blogger Neal said...

You should totally dream about somebody else next time....unless you're daydreaming at work and you don't have time to cuddle anyway.

1:56 AM  
Blogger Crystal said...

wow. on a wall! being with a real girl for the first time totally must have sucked! ha.

neal - you know what?! you are right! maybe i'll dream about his best friend next time. that'll show him.

6:33 AM  
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Hmmm...I'm married, and I have those kind of dreams all of the time. Except I'm always telling the hot guy that he needs to keep quiet about this because I'm married.....wonder what that means....paging Dr. Freud.....

8:26 AM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

I couldn't resist making another comment. I've had family members pop up in my dirty dreams. Talk about a mood killer.

Probably the weirdest sex related dream I've ever had was where this huge naked lady washed up on the beach. A group of people in the dream gathered around me and this lady and for some reason I started to do it right there with all these people gathered around--like I was performing CPR. This dream then got interrupted by a scary beach ball chasing after us. I'm afraid that I don't have very normal sex dreams.

Ah, the word verification phenomenon is back. It gave me this one: ausolaa.

11:45 AM  
Blogger Crystal said...

i have had family members pop up too. once, i think i did it with my chior teacher. was gross. he was wearing pantyhose.

that beach dream is hilarious!

11:51 AM  
Blogger Chris Cope said...

I apologize for kicking you out...

12:02 PM  
Blogger kari said...

i'm sure that one day soon you will have dreams of having fantastic sex with someone and then YOU will be the one telling them to get the fuck out. that is a sign that you are on the track to wellville.

6:57 AM  
Blogger Crystal said...

you hear that chris? kari says i am going to kick YOU out soon so THERE.

does this mean i have to stop doing his best friend?

7:11 AM  

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