Friday, March 17, 2006


I just got pictures back from our First Oil party back in February, and I must say that I have absolutely the hugest face ever invented in the history of the world. I think this may just supercede my thighs. Just thought you all should know just incase there are any Big-Face-Haters out there who didn't know you were reading the blog of the person with the absolute hugest face EVER. I could say that God made my face this huge to house all of my superior beauty and my HUGE SMART brain. But that would be bullshit.


Blogger Lady Jane said...

Better to have a big face, than no face at all.....
Great weekend to you

1:05 PM  
Blogger Chris Cope said...

Maybe the rest of you is too small.

I personally like your face. Perhaps you could make a few extra bucks running a big face fetish website.

1:42 PM  
Blogger Bram Davidson said...

Face fetish website! Face fetish website!Face fetish website!

Do it ... bring it ...

2:52 PM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

Maybe I'm retarded, but there's nothing wrong with your face. Wait, what I meant to say is, I'm retarded. What's wrong with your face? No, that's not it either. This is it: you've got a beautiful face and pinchx2, heh-heh!

8:56 PM  
Anonymous logo said...

Your face looks normal from here,
but consider the source.

9:36 PM  
Blogger Neal said...

Women always seem to worry about the stuff that potential partners find attractive in the first place. What you should really be worried about is bad breath or that crud growing on your inner thigh. Your face is wonderful, your thighs are magnificant.

4:42 AM  
Blogger Kylee said...

What? I think the picture got distorted or something. Pictures do that..give us all the wrong idea about things. Beside women are our own worst judges about things like this. Your face is beautiful and don't you forget it.

8:30 AM  
Blogger tuckmac said...

Just for the record, I don't think your face is that big.

I'm actually writing, 'cause I just had a "small world blog" episode seeing that Chris also knows you.


How's the weather down in Texas...? It sucks in Minnesota.


12:33 AM  
Blogger Anthony S. said...

I agree with most of your friends here, Krystal; you have a very pretty face, and I don't think it necessarily belongs to the BigFaceFetish website.

Me, on the other hand? Why do you think I have my niece's pic up, instead of my own? They don't need to carve my face in Mt. Rushmore to preserve my integrity; all they need to do is let me climb it and pose a smile next to Roosevelt. Take a pic; no need to blow it up.

8:25 AM  

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