In Search Of... OR... I Scare Boys
This is exactly what I have been searching for all my life!!
How come guys like this don't live in Houston?
So I emailed him just for kicks:
Thanks for saving my dress. I stole it off the nun on the corner and she'd be pissed if I brought it back with birdshit all over it.
And he responded:
LOL
I'd like to see the rest of your wardrobe if you're stealing nun attire! What the fuck else is there?!
To which I sent back:
Well, I have three shoes from a one-legged homeless man which I obtained by trading him a half-eaten tuna sandwich. I also have a bra from an old lady. I didn't trade her anything. I just punched her in the face. It doesn't fit, though, so I am going to give it to charity because I am a nice person.
Yeah, haven't heard back. Story of my life.
How come guys like this don't live in Houston?
So I emailed him just for kicks:
Thanks for saving my dress. I stole it off the nun on the corner and she'd be pissed if I brought it back with birdshit all over it.
And he responded:
LOL
I'd like to see the rest of your wardrobe if you're stealing nun attire! What the fuck else is there?!
To which I sent back:
Well, I have three shoes from a one-legged homeless man which I obtained by trading him a half-eaten tuna sandwich. I also have a bra from an old lady. I didn't trade her anything. I just punched her in the face. It doesn't fit, though, so I am going to give it to charity because I am a nice person.
Yeah, haven't heard back. Story of my life.
posted by Crystal at 2:01 PM
8 Comments:
markis - i should do that. definitely. in search of boy in search of birdshit.
Well, now I know what my problem is. I've wasted my time looking for dog shit my whole life.
The art of seduction lives on. And it works. I love this man with all my heart.
He sounds perfect for you Crystal.
oh, crystal, your life is so much more exciting than mine.
jay are...that is a sad, sad thing.
Hey, that's the story of my life too! I think I scare boys.
hell, i'm not even into girls but if i received that email, i'd totally throw you down, crystal.
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