Tuesday, March 21, 2006

In Search Of... OR... I Scare Boys

This is exactly what I have been searching for all my life!!

How come guys like this don't live in Houston?

So I emailed him just for kicks:
Thanks for saving my dress. I stole it off the nun on the corner and she'd be pissed if I brought it back with birdshit all over it.

And he responded:
I'd like to see the rest of your wardrobe if you're stealing nun attire! What the fuck else is there?!

To which I sent back:
Well, I have three shoes from a one-legged homeless man which I obtained by trading him a half-eaten tuna sandwich. I also have a bra from an old lady. I didn't trade her anything. I just punched her in the face. It doesn't fit, though, so I am going to give it to charity because I am a nice person.

Yeah, haven't heard back. Story of my life.


Blogger markis said...

see?,you should be the one last person that relocates to austin, it would then be just the right size:)

2:38 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

markis - i should do that. definitely. in search of boy in search of birdshit.

2:43 PM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

Well, now I know what my problem is. I've wasted my time looking for dog shit my whole life.

4:25 PM  
Blogger Kieran said...

The art of seduction lives on. And it works. I love this man with all my heart.

1:10 AM  
Blogger ekki said...

He sounds perfect for you Crystal.

7:10 AM  
Blogger markis said...

patients dear, you both should be patients...

7:32 AM  
Blogger jay are said...

oh, crystal, your life is so much more exciting than mine.

10:05 AM  
Blogger Crystal said...

jay are...that is a sad, sad thing.

10:09 AM  
Blogger roxie said...

Hey, that's the story of my life too! I think I scare boys.

11:44 AM  
Blogger kari said...

hell, i'm not even into girls but if i received that email, i'd totally throw you down, crystal.

6:54 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home