This Has Gotta Stop
I am worse than a 14 year old in a lingerie department at Weiner's. What is happening to me? It's like my body has woken up and wants to run a marathon and by run I mean have sex and by marathon I mean without coming up for air for 3 days. I have been flirting with everyone from cute waiters to fat security guards. I think I even caught myself winking at a homeless man the other day. Is this because I finally got my bank robbed by a passionate dude and now realize what sex can be like? WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME? I would have started doing it a long time ago!
posted by Crystal at 2:39 PM
15 Comments:
We didn't tell you (and by we, I mean I) because we thought you already knew!!! You talk like it girl!
Maybe some kind of pagan love ritual is needed here, Crystal.
my husband wishes I had your "problem". :)
try three kids (all boys), a house to keep somewhat put together, laundry, gourmet dinners (hahahahaaha), etc....and that might be the cure.
oh, you weren't looking for a CURE!!
I've just always assumed that women can walk into a room, point at a guy, and take them. That's how it works where I live anyway. I think the 5 to 1 guy to girl ratio helps.
Having natural urges + fear of being labeled "slut" = women being lonely OR staying in bad relationships.
neal, i could probably hook up with a guy if i wanted to. however,
1. it's hard to find guys that i can relate to because my sense of humor is so wacked
2. it's hard to find guys to trust.
sex is an emotional thing for women and it seems to be more physical for guys so when i share my body with someone (regardless of how my hormones are reacting), i expect to be treated the same as before we did anything.
3. i don't have much experience in the whole sex dept. and i don't want to start with a bunch of random guys now. i don't want to drag my heart through the mud every weekend because as much as i don't like to admit it, i would be terribly hurt if a guy ignored me. in my entire life, i have had one experience where i felt totally used and i know now that everything the guy said to me was bullshit and it breaks my heart - not because i am in love with the guy or anything. i'm disappointed in myself for believing what he said to me. i never thought i'd be that girl. i am that girl and i won't get intimate with another guy until i'm not that girl anymore. hopefully i'll still have teeth by then.
*sniff sniff* Our little Crystal is all growed up!
It will be alright Crystal. Just channel the energy and passions into something else. It can be a bitch to do...but it will work out.BTW..did you get my email?
Ramon
I think you shouldn't want to stop being that girl who believes in the guy. Don't make her go away...instead wait for the guy who seems worthy. It's a leap of faith every time. Painful to be burned but maybe worse to stop believing...just a thought.
markis, i find the first comment you made hilarious, because that is exactly the way i am...like a cat in heat. "touch me! touch me!...why the hell are you touching me? get the hell away from me!"
i am so glad i am straight and don't have to deal with women.
:)
jay, i think i have been burned enough in the past month. my eyebrows are singed and my heart has been cooked medium-well. i don't want to turn into bitter-girl, but i also think i need to stay out of the kitchen for awhile. besides, my best friend told me if i started dating someone again, she was going to throw me into co-dependent's anonymous.
That sucks
Ramon
Ramon...how eloquent. Yes, it does suck.
I've really enjoyed you sharing all this, Crystal. It's helping me, at least, accept that I have no chance of really understanding women.
Anyways, you seem to be smart about all this. It's good to hear someone being honest about themself. Also, your humor kicks ass. That's why I was lured to this blog in the first place.
As for the word verification phenomenon here, I swear it's calling me some kind of pussy right now. (mzpuwzshy)
The Grunt. HAHAHAHAHAHA. It called me a c*nt the other day and it always seems to say the f word to jay are for some reason.
It's very nice to say that I'm being smart about this, but I think that if I was smart, I would have guarded myself a little better. I'm definitely learning though.
Sorry Crystal...I found it hard to be eloquent this morning..whereas at half past Midnight...I can be a tad more expressive.
Ramon
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