Best Pick-Up Line of 2006 (So Far)
This dating business is some pretty funny stuff. You guys should all file this one in the back of your brain so you can access it when you really need to get some.
"Your soul is driving a Porsche"
Then you can discuss headlights, the trunk, and fuel efficiency without getting smacked upside the head.
"Your soul is driving a Porsche"
Then you can discuss headlights, the trunk, and fuel efficiency without getting smacked upside the head.
7 Comments:
Oh man, it's worse than I feared: I don't get it.
I'm still trying to figure out how to incorporate getting your tongue stuck on the south pole marker into a pick up line...
The hell with pick up lines, if you can't get them with a glance, just go shoot yourself.
I hear that Captain Sofullofhimself is a "Blue Steel" maniac.
If you have oral-sex with your own clone,would that be called masturbation?
Why go through the expense, Sir Craig? Just lose the gut (if you have one) and start a very specific stretching regimen. Paradise is just a hundred hurdler stretches away, my friend. BTW, I happen to have a gold medal in the auto gratification decathalon.
i'm confused by the comments. obvuisly i'm more arse than 'ead*
i miss chat up lines. noone uses them anymore properly. not here anyway.
there's something so fun about guffawing and squirting beer through my nose over a man during his first words to me....
sigh.
'can i buy you a drink' so lacks colour.
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