Friday, April 28, 2006

Best Pick-Up Line of 2006 (So Far)

This dating business is some pretty funny stuff. You guys should all file this one in the back of your brain so you can access it when you really need to get some.

"Your soul is driving a Porsche"

Then you can discuss headlights, the trunk, and fuel efficiency without getting smacked upside the head.

11 Comments:

Blogger ♥___Kid.™ said...

You're right about you're friend. There is a lot of ass on her site.

As for the pick-up line. I'm definetly going to have to find a way to use that. =]

12:15 PM  
Blogger ♥___Kid.™ said...

I don't think Shaggy is a "bitch." I simply just drew pictures of people that use blogger. They are both listed under "My Homies."

1:01 PM  
Blogger ♥___Kid.™ said...

You're fine. No need to apoligize. You should never have to apoligize to me, or thank me at that.

1:46 PM  
Blogger tinyhands said...

Oh man, it's worse than I feared: I don't get it.

8:43 PM  
Blogger Neal said...

I'm still trying to figure out how to incorporate getting your tongue stuck on the south pole marker into a pick up line...

8:56 PM  
Anonymous Captain Sofulluvimself, esq. said...

The hell with pick up lines, if you can't get them with a glance, just go shoot yourself.

9:46 PM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

I hear that Captain Sofullofhimself is a "Blue Steel" maniac.

12:47 AM  
Blogger Sir Craig of Highbury said...

If you have oral-sex with your own clone,would that be called masturbation?

11:19 AM  
Anonymous Bruce "The Bender" Jenner said...

Why go through the expense, Sir Craig? Just lose the gut (if you have one) and start a very specific stretching regimen. Paradise is just a hundred hurdler stretches away, my friend. BTW, I happen to have a gold medal in the auto gratification decathalon.

1:36 PM  
Blogger ♥___Kid.™ said...

Me: Hey hottie!

Sammie: Hi slut =]

Me: Your soul is like a pourche.

Sammie: wat's that suppose to mean?

Me: I'm not sure want to date?

Sammie: u have a g/f remember?

Me: I know, but I told someone I would use the pick up line.

Samme: oh..ur such a douche =]] its kute

There I did it. ^_^ Told you I would, and I did.

12:11 AM  
Blogger keda said...

i'm confused by the comments. obvuisly i'm more arse than 'ead*

i miss chat up lines. noone uses them anymore properly. not here anyway.
there's something so fun about guffawing and squirting beer through my nose over a man during his first words to me....
sigh.
'can i buy you a drink' so lacks colour.

1:28 AM  

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