Saturday, April 01, 2006

Estoy Cochina

And you wanna know why? Because I made out with a boy until 5am. I didn't do it with him or anything, but I did realize that I can now make out with people without having to really like them all that much. Not that I will be doing it often, but...Today I got up and took my 4 year-old niece to the Butterfly Exhibit at the Museum of Natural Science. That kid loves to climb stairs. If there were stairs anywhere near us, we'd go up and down them at least 6 times. I am all for the stairs, but after very few winks, and a slight hangover, the last thing I want to do is anything jarring. My teeth actually hurt now.


Blogger The Grunt said...

Who needs a stairmaster when you have a neice like that. I love my neices and nephews. I remember a time where one of my neices was playing soccer and the ball got kicked into her groin. She exclaimed, "Owie, my nuterus!"

4:22 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

ha! that is funny! it reminds me. i asked kelly today how she deals with her to older brothers and she told me, "i kick them in the weenies and they just leave me alone"

4:24 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

TWO older brothers...

4:24 PM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

That's awesomely funny. Hey, I saw a short old dude driving in a huge Caddy today. He had this ten-gallon hat and an oxygen tube going into his nostrils. Does that ring any bells, Crystal?

4:27 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

Grunt....I have no clue what you are referring to. Are you on the rocks?

4:49 PM  
Blogger Ariel1980 said...

I used to be fascinated by stairs myself, and escalators too. I was going to echo The Grunt's comment about the stairmaster: your thighs and bottom must be awfully toned running around with a niece such as yours.

Such little pleasures are too often overlooked.

6:22 PM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

Sorry for throwing you there, Crystal. If I was on the rock, then I'd at least know why I'm strange.

You did this post sometime ago about this Cowboy Mike guy. It was brought out of the cobwebs and back to my mind when I saw this old fart floating down the road. It gave me a laugh, at least.

Anyways, my drug of choice lately has been the horse...I mean watching horses run and play. That, and checking out all the baby cows out in the country. Nothing cuter than a baby cow.

6:41 PM  
Blogger heatherfeather said...

making out is fun.

6:45 PM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

Making up making out is more funnerest!

6:52 PM  
Blogger Anthony S. said...

Eres cochina? Then I wish I could be in tus zapatos... gusta los besitos that last til' fuckin' five in the mornin'

11:28 PM  
Blogger Neal said...

So do your teeth hurt from the kissing or the niece-induced stairmaster?

1:21 AM  
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

Making out is the best. Right on, Crystal.

4:27 PM  
Blogger Anthony S. said...


10:42 PM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

What a cutie!

10:43 AM  
Blogger Güggs said...

A Marathon Make-Out Session? I've never heard of it. Congratulations.

4:04 PM  

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