"So take your diamond bland shaped tears, and maybe I'll see you in 20 years and I will always wear your ring, you know the one that turned my finger green." - At the Drive-In
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Shhhhh
So I retired from my Super Hero days. However, as you can see, I will be prepared if anyone needs me. Thank you.
I think I'll need to have a closer look. I can't seem to make out what the monkey is saying: "You are a one of a kind, Crystal". I don't care if you are "that" mythical beast; you make me laugh my ass off daily. Set sail...
Viva la Fatsquatch! May all your "eyes" be pink and hairy.
So, they are pink then, eh? I need to be hit over the head with a rolled-up newspaper.
9 Comments:
I need lots, tons, MEGA doses of help. Save me first!!! Something? Anything? (Calm down spaz, eat your Dilly Bar).
Whoa. Impure thought overload. You've pretty much locked me out of a career with the clergy. That said, I feel like Simeon upon seeing the baby Jebus:
"Lord, if some woman I know -- perhaps only in a secondary way -- would just show me her cartoon underwear."
Pardon me, is that a monkey in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I think I'll need to have a closer look. I can't seem to make out what the monkey is saying: "You are a one of a kind, Crystal". I don't care if you are "that" mythical beast; you make me laugh my ass off daily. Set sail...
Viva la Fatsquatch! May all your "eyes" be pink and hairy.
So, they are pink then, eh? I need to be hit over the head with a rolled-up newspaper.
It takes guts to post that for the world to see...your quite a trooper Crystal!
Ramon
Alter egos are the only way to be a superhero these days...
neil it is definitely a monkey. a monkey in a leisure suit. and he is very happy to see you.
grunt - i didn't even know they made brown eyes until i was 19.
You know, some are black and blue, Crystal. Damn purple nurples.
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