Tuesday, April 18, 2006


sometimes i just have to steal other people's shit because i run out of shit to say and i have a plethera of friends who are funny as hell and they email me stuff and it is just too funny to be kept all alone in my email box shoved inbetween emails from the various porn sites i subscribe to, with no one to read it but me, no one to smile but me. so, i am sharing it with you guys. feel special, ok? and if you behave, maybe i'll leak a little bit of my porn someday...

I told him I sweat my balls off.

"I can't believe it's 90 degrees anywhere right now. Anyways, those balls you speak of, Crystal, are theygood for telling the future? I am a little morecomfortable now that I know you're 100% woman. I'm100% something--my dad says that I'm a good son, andthat when we find out what it is I'm good for we'lltell mother. We're hoping that'll get her out of thecoma;)"


Blogger The Grunt said...

Hmmmn? That guy sounds like a total spaz to me;)

11:28 AM  
Blogger Ashley said...

talk about a run on sentence in the first paragraph!

Just kidding! I'm being a grammar-dork.

Your friend IS hilarious, indeed...haha.

12:47 PM  
Blogger Scott said...

Haha... a little balls falls eh? It happens..


2:36 PM  
Blogger Karin said...

Speaking of balls... you know, women have been exposing their breast cleavage for centuries now. When will men start exposing their ball cleavage?

Just wondering. I think a fashion trend like that might shake up the patriarchy a bit.

7:24 PM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

I think that showing a little "neck" would be the place to start, Karin.

9:35 PM  
Blogger Neal said...

Sorry Crystal, I'm going to comment of Karin's comment: Men have been showing their chests for ages. Why is it a big deal for women to show their cleavage? Oh, wait, now I remember. Cleavage looks better.

OK, back to you Crystal: Heh, you said leaky porn.

4:00 AM  

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