Another Pick-Up Line
Well, gentlemen, you may want to use this one after you have already picked her up.
Guy: In my former life, I must have saved at least 3 million people, because I don't know why else God would have rewarded me with you.
Yeah. I know it's cheesy. I am no longer seeing the guy, but that's not why. This is the line I heard that very same night.
Guy's Friend's Girlfriend: So have you met his wife?
Nice huh?
Foiled again.
Stupid men. Stupid me.
Guy: In my former life, I must have saved at least 3 million people, because I don't know why else God would have rewarded me with you.
Yeah. I know it's cheesy. I am no longer seeing the guy, but that's not why. This is the line I heard that very same night.
Guy's Friend's Girlfriend: So have you met his wife?
Nice huh?
Foiled again.
Stupid men. Stupid me.
posted by Crystal at 8:51 AM
4 Comments:
Note to self: Stock up on cheater repellant.
How 'bout caveman pick up lines? "MEAT!!!", "ME WANT TOUCHIE!!!" or "CAN I WEAR YOUR TITS AS A NECK BRACE? 'CAUSE YOU GIVE ME WHIPLASH BAYBAY!!!"
markis - you win the prize! smart, dorky, and sectual.
and grunt, that will only work if you pull my hair and slap me around a little bit.
Oh, that's just sexy, Crystal...I think that I'll be needing a nurse, now.
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