Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Another Pick-Up Line

Well, gentlemen, you may want to use this one after you have already picked her up.

Guy: In my former life, I must have saved at least 3 million people, because I don't know why else God would have rewarded me with you.

Yeah. I know it's cheesy. I am no longer seeing the guy, but that's not why. This is the line I heard that very same night.

Guy's Friend's Girlfriend: So have you met his wife?

Nice huh?

Foiled again.

Stupid men. Stupid me.

5 Comments:

Blogger The Grunt said...

Note to self: Stock up on cheater repellant.

9:26 AM  
Blogger markis said...

it's a proven fact that rubbing bounce dryer sheets on your skin will repel mosquitos, hey crystal, let me know if you need any help with that.

how's THAT for a pickup line?

9:38 AM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

How 'bout caveman pick up lines? "MEAT!!!", "ME WANT TOUCHIE!!!" or "CAN I WEAR YOUR TITS AS A NECK BRACE? 'CAUSE YOU GIVE ME WHIPLASH BAYBAY!!!"

9:47 AM  
Blogger Crystal said...

markis - you win the prize! smart, dorky, and sectual.

and grunt, that will only work if you pull my hair and slap me around a little bit.

10:57 AM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

Oh, that's just sexy, Crystal...I think that I'll be needing a nurse, now.

10:16 PM  

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