"So take your diamond bland shaped tears, and maybe I'll see you in 20 years and I will always wear your ring, you know the one that turned my finger green." - At the Drive-In
you can always tell when i haven't done laundry in a few weeks, because i will be wearing these and pretending that they are comfortable. but they are not. they are lined with this black lacy stuff that cuts into me and it sure hurts. i had a date last night and this was my last resort. he didn't even see them. i could have worn my holey grannies and been fine. but the hnt pic would have come out waaaaay different.
I agree. That is NOT pudge. If you wanna see pudge, let me go get my wide angle lens, and I will show you pudge. AND back fat. And all of the other wonderful things waiting for you in your 30's. Now I am officially depressed and filled with self-loathing. I cannot even summon up my Blue Steel.....or even a half-assed Le Tigre. Despair.
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What's up with this pudge talk? I am really missing out by not reading the blogs at work.
ekki - i added a link. markis started a pudge-off.
damn crystal, that's hot!!!
Sexiest pudge ever invented. So, it was you, afterall.
dude, you gots the sexy skivvies...
they have polka-dots and a bow and stuff. heehee.
you can always tell when i haven't done laundry in a few weeks, because i will be wearing these and pretending that they are comfortable. but they are not. they are lined with this black lacy stuff that cuts into me and it sure hurts. i had a date last night and this was my last resort. he didn't even see them. i could have worn my holey grannies and been fine. but the hnt pic would have come out waaaaay different.
holy lord, woamn, you call that pudge??
STFU
No. Way.
No way babe, that is not pudge, that is sexy sexy hot hot
im waiting for the pudge pics!!
what pudge??
i was denied ;)
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I have to agree with everyone else, I don't see pudge. I see you grabbing some skin. Where are these infamous thighs that you keep bragging about?
I agree. That is NOT pudge. If you wanna see pudge, let me go get my wide angle lens, and I will show you pudge. AND back fat. And all of the other wonderful things waiting for you in your 30's. Now I am officially depressed and filled with self-loathing. I cannot even summon up my Blue Steel.....or even a half-assed Le Tigre. Despair.
darling that is not pudge that is nudge, nudge wink wink. you are gorgeous!
absolutely.
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