Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Thanks, Nik

My friend Nikki came over last night. I was walking around in my bra and jeans when she poked my stomach and asked why I was getting so pudgy.

In a way, I am glad that someone had the nerve to tell me that I am gaining weight noticeably.

In another way, I want to punch her in the face.

13 Comments:

Blogger The Grunt said...

Yet another place to "Motorboat" now. You can't catch me, neener, neener, neener!

9:28 AM  
Blogger markis said...

aside from the licking things idea, which btw is brilliant, how about a HNT pudge-off. see you there in a couple days?

9:31 AM  
Blogger Crystal said...

what is it with you guys and motorboating? huh? i don't get it.

and i think a pudge-off will be awesome. i ain't skeered.

11:04 AM  
Blogger Scott said...

Motorboating is just good old fashioned fun that is all.

Scott

12:32 PM  
Anonymous vera said...

Pudge-Off... Hmmmm...
For me, it wouldn't be so much of a "Pudge-Off" but more of a "Pudge-Ohhhhh!!!-What-The_$@)$#&*#!!-Is-That!?!?!"
Or, we could play a game of "Let's Hide Bolivia"

V

1:00 PM  
Blogger Güggs said...

I can't wait for the winner of the pudge off. Let the games begin.

8:25 PM  
Blogger Neal said...

You know, she did poke you in the stomach, so you would be justified in punching her in the face.

I can't participate in a pudge-off, no body fat :(

9:54 PM  
Blogger Kieran said...

"In another way, I want to punch her in the face."

What a great way to phrase it. I think saying it is one thing, but to poke you in the stomach as well is one poke too far.

4:35 AM  
Blogger Logophile said...

I say go with the punch instinct.
I vote for licking things.

8:20 AM  
Blogger Chris Cope said...

If you were to walk around my house in a bra and jeans, I would poke something.

Oh, that sounds wrong.

2:12 PM  
Blogger tinyhands said...

Not a pudge-off, a PUNCH-off. Action photos of battery in progress.

9:54 PM  
Blogger markis said...

are you trying to keep us waiting, or whut... i mean, pardon me my lady, i was wondering if we would hear of you this fine day?

10:09 AM  
Blogger Eccentric Cycles said...

Now, normally, comments like Neal's about "no body fat" make me want to punch the person. As if not being able to participate in a pudge-off due to lack of body fat is a disability or something. Then, I realized that Neal lives in Antartica, where lack of body fat is a serious liability. In fact, if you're not super careful, it can even get you killed. So, now I'm ashamed of my immediate reaction. Hey, Neal, want a cookie?

9:42 PM  

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