Thanks, Nik
My friend Nikki came over last night. I was walking around in my bra and jeans when she poked my stomach and asked why I was getting so pudgy.
In a way, I am glad that someone had the nerve to tell me that I am gaining weight noticeably.
In another way, I want to punch her in the face.
In a way, I am glad that someone had the nerve to tell me that I am gaining weight noticeably.
In another way, I want to punch her in the face.
posted by Crystal at 8:56 AM
11 Comments:
Yet another place to "Motorboat" now. You can't catch me, neener, neener, neener!
what is it with you guys and motorboating? huh? i don't get it.
and i think a pudge-off will be awesome. i ain't skeered.
Motorboating is just good old fashioned fun that is all.
Scott
Pudge-Off... Hmmmm...
For me, it wouldn't be so much of a "Pudge-Off" but more of a "Pudge-Ohhhhh!!!-What-The_$@)$#&*#!!-Is-That!?!?!"
Or, we could play a game of "Let's Hide Bolivia"
V
I can't wait for the winner of the pudge off. Let the games begin.
You know, she did poke you in the stomach, so you would be justified in punching her in the face.
I can't participate in a pudge-off, no body fat :(
"In another way, I want to punch her in the face."
What a great way to phrase it. I think saying it is one thing, but to poke you in the stomach as well is one poke too far.
I say go with the punch instinct.
I vote for licking things.
If you were to walk around my house in a bra and jeans, I would poke something.
Oh, that sounds wrong.
Not a pudge-off, a PUNCH-off. Action photos of battery in progress.
Now, normally, comments like Neal's about "no body fat" make me want to punch the person. As if not being able to participate in a pudge-off due to lack of body fat is a disability or something. Then, I realized that Neal lives in Antartica, where lack of body fat is a serious liability. In fact, if you're not super careful, it can even get you killed. So, now I'm ashamed of my immediate reaction. Hey, Neal, want a cookie?
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