p.a.r.t.y.
it was wonderful to see ekki! she rocks the house. i can't wait for her to visit me. this particular party was a no-alcohol-but-all-the-sugar-you-could-shove-in-your-face party. ekki was the only person i knew and she did a wonderful job of making me feel welcome, but
Crystal + Strangers - Alcohol (+ sugar) = Shy Bumbling Idiot
So a lot of the time I stared at my lap or tried to make conversation with a dog that was only interested in getting his ass scratched.
I got to meet Markis, who is actually a very nice boy. He gave Ekki a very sweet present for her birthday and scared the crap out of some poor cat.
Roxie didn't show and neither did Thomas....hmmmmmm, where were you guys? Being naughty, I hope. Probably not though, considering Thomas' daddy is under the weather. Have I ever mentioned what a complete Badass Thomas' dad is? He is awesome. And his brother can tell you any fact about Chuck Norris that you would ever need to know. Good people.
Crystal + Strangers - Alcohol (+ sugar) = Shy Bumbling Idiot
So a lot of the time I stared at my lap or tried to make conversation with a dog that was only interested in getting his ass scratched.
I got to meet Markis, who is actually a very nice boy. He gave Ekki a very sweet present for her birthday and scared the crap out of some poor cat.
Roxie didn't show and neither did Thomas....hmmmmmm, where were you guys? Being naughty, I hope. Probably not though, considering Thomas' daddy is under the weather. Have I ever mentioned what a complete Badass Thomas' dad is? He is awesome. And his brother can tell you any fact about Chuck Norris that you would ever need to know. Good people.
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Glad you had fun, Crystal. Yes, I remember how much booze helps. I always feel like counting floor tiles before I say hi first, in those situations. But, I figure I'm getting better at it. If it's business, then no problem. Weird.
Dogs are such users. A social situation with strangers but without alcohol? A nightmare!
Well done for surviving.
You bumbling? I never woulda thunk it. Sounds like you did alright anyways...
markis. are you mad that i didn't invite you to guzzle whiskey with the retards? and, btw, i think they were only half retarded.
I had another commitment, I'm sad we didn't get to meet in person!
Guzzling whiskey with retards sounds like a recipe for disaster. Good thing they're all wearing helmets.
Awww Crystal I am so glad you came. You rock! And you even got a phone number. Men love you everywhere.
When I grow up I want to be as cool as you Crystal.
i'd take doughnuts!
and im sure the dog was the most entertained person just b/c of your fabulous attention!!
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wow you made friends without alcohol or a computer in front of you?????
hell.
i'm jealous.
as for the post below....
i once had a wet sock of a boyfriend called brendan.
he gave me crabs. though his family were fab.
i was definately better off without him. thank your lucky stars. no yummy mummy in law can make up for lame offspring with added yuckiness.
I agree-- alcohol does enhance most social situations. It does sound like you had fun...even if some people did not show.
Sugar is my best friend and my arch-nemesis.
Good for Markis scaring the cat, I'm sure it had it coming.
I had to use the FOIL method to solve your algebra problem.
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