Wednesday, May 31, 2006

So....I Did It

As soon as I walked in, I knew.

This was meant to be mine.

All I could think as I looked at it was...

I am going to get so much ass in this car.


Blogger heatherfeather said...

whoa - you're cool... and if you can't make a non-sensible car purchase when you're single, 27, gainfully employed, when can you make it?

8:24 AM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

Too hot! I think some of my glands just stressed at the image of you in your new car, in a good way. Good for you, Crystal.

8:35 AM  
Anonymous denise d said...

Ok, well now that you Got it... it Really is a Lovely vehicle, and YES, you're Gonna get Major Ass in That car *LOL*

You Go Gurlie!!

we still take my truck when we do lunch :-P *LOL*

8:43 AM  
Blogger Scott said...

Congratulations!! That car is going to rock you! Have lots of fun.


8:49 AM  
Blogger tinyhands said...

I was under the impression that you already HAVE a lot of ass.

I bought my first new car (also a 2-seat convertible) at 27 and I still love driving it.

9:57 AM  
Blogger Logophile said...

I am married and straight and I would make out with you in that car.

You have chosen wisely.

10:22 AM  
Blogger Curly said...

But there's only enough room to hold two people worth of ass... can you fit an extra one in the trunk?

11:14 AM  
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

How much money do you make, anyway?! I'm obviously in the wrong business (I'm still driving my '94 toyota tercel, by the way).

*jealous jealous jealous*

1:23 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

tinyhands. so you are saying i have a fat behind? have tiny hands. so there. :P

jege - this is a used car. there is no way i could afford a new one.

2:06 PM  
Blogger Chris Cope said...

Uhm. Can I be your boy whore?

2:30 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

logo....yeah, i am having trouble not making out with myself in this thing.

chris...sure! as long as i get 90% of the profits.

2:54 PM  
Blogger tinyhands said...

You got "fat behind" from that? Sheesh, it's all about YOU, isn't it.

8:35 PM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

I'm wondering if my libido can handle the image of hot Crystal on Crystal action in that car. I'm going to find out right now!

8:36 PM  
Blogger Neal said...

Crystal getting a car like that is like throwing gasoline on a fire....just gets hotter and hotter.

9:03 PM  
Blogger Chief Scientist said...

A girl can get laid because of her car - but she can also get laid just by walking into any bar in America and announcing she has a vagina. Here's what sucks about being a guy; a nice car doesn't help you get laid but a crappy bar would sure hurt your chances.

12:20 AM  
Blogger Chris said...


6:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your ass-getting capacity just increased a bajillion-fold.

9:59 PM  
Blogger amischwab said...

well, it's not a Mercedes-Benz, but at least it's German. congrats and have fun (you can pick up my @$$ anytime!)

12:10 PM  

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