"So take your diamond bland shaped tears, and maybe I'll see you in 20 years and I will always wear your ring, you know the one that turned my finger green." - At the Drive-In
A girl can get laid because of her car - but she can also get laid just by walking into any bar in America and announcing she has a vagina. Here's what sucks about being a guy; a nice car doesn't help you get laid but a crappy bar would sure hurt your chances.
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whoa - you're cool... and if you can't make a non-sensible car purchase when you're single, 27, gainfully employed, when can you make it?
Too hot! I think some of my glands just stressed at the image of you in your new car, in a good way. Good for you, Crystal.
Ok, well now that you Got it... it Really is a Lovely vehicle, and YES, you're Gonna get Major Ass in That car *LOL*
You Go Gurlie!!
PS
we still take my truck when we do lunch :-P *LOL*
Congratulations!! That car is going to rock you! Have lots of fun.
Scott
I was under the impression that you already HAVE a lot of ass.
I bought my first new car (also a 2-seat convertible) at 27 and I still love driving it.
Daaaaaaaay-am
I am married and straight and I would make out with you in that car.
You have chosen wisely.
But there's only enough room to hold two people worth of ass... can you fit an extra one in the trunk?
How much money do you make, anyway?! I'm obviously in the wrong business (I'm still driving my '94 toyota tercel, by the way).
*jealous jealous jealous*
tinyhands. so you are saying i have a fat behind? well....well...you have tiny hands. so there. :P
jege - this is a used car. there is no way i could afford a new one.
logo....yeah, i am having trouble not making out with myself in this thing.
chris...sure! as long as i get 90% of the profits.
You got "fat behind" from that? Sheesh, it's all about YOU, isn't it.
I'm wondering if my libido can handle the image of hot Crystal on Crystal action in that car. I'm going to find out right now!
Crystal getting a car like that is like throwing gasoline on a fire....just gets hotter and hotter.
A girl can get laid because of her car - but she can also get laid just by walking into any bar in America and announcing she has a vagina. Here's what sucks about being a guy; a nice car doesn't help you get laid but a crappy bar would sure hurt your chances.
Sweet.
well, it's not a Mercedes-Benz, but at least it's German. congrats and have fun (you can pick up my @$$ anytime!)
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