Thursday, May 11, 2006

Today = Suck

I talked to Brendan's father yesterday on the telephone. I heard (I'm assuming) Brendan's new girlfriend laughing with his mother in the background and my heart sank.

Crystal = Sad

I don't even want Brendan. I didn't know until we broke up how men were supposed to behave. I had never experienced passion before.

Brendan = Wet Noodle

Maybe it is because I am still dealing with the rejection which was so neatly tucked away in some corner of my dumb heart. I thought I was over it.

Crystal = Denial

I don't want him back. Ever. I know better now. I would rather be alone. I would rather have his nose filled with pennies than a wheelbarrow full of quarters. He's not a very nice person.

Brendan = Assface

However, I miss his family like crazy! And they are off with his new girlfriend talking and laughing and loving each other.

Crystal = Jealous

That was supposed to be my family and I've lost them forever.

Crystal = Heartbroken


Blogger The Grunt said...

My shouders might just be broad enough for all those tears, chica. I'll clear off a spot.

10:24 AM  
Blogger Ashley said...

Life=Sucky Sometimes

But I think you are stronger than you realize...

11:22 AM  
Blogger Chris Cope said...

Pie = delicious. You could buy a lot of pie with a wheelbarrow full of quarters. Think of all that pie.

(This is Chris not knowing what to say, but wishing he could somehow be that person to make it all better, so he says a load of rubbish and then strangely speaks in third person.)

11:54 AM  
Blogger Kimberly said...

ooooh, i'm sorry crystal. it's hard to hear that he's moved on and possibly his family. it sounds like his family was super important to you and i would bet that as much as you miss them... they really miss you too. brenden might have a new gf but you're too important for them to ever forget. it totally sucks, but know that you've got lots of support from all over the country!!!

12:20 PM  
Anonymous vera said...

*turns on The Smiths*
I know you're strong and sometimes we need to be weak to realize just how strong we really are.
Grunt and I can take turns with the whole shoulder thing...

12:34 PM  
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

I'd like to re-assert my offer to kick Brendan's ass. Just say the word.

12:57 PM  
Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

I think I know what you're talking about. I once had a boyfriend who would rather rub his dick on his car than me. (Huh!) When I broke things off with him I cried more for the loss of my relationship with his mother and sister than I did for him. It took awhile but eventually I stopped crying and moved on to the next disappointment...and so it goes.

2:30 PM  
Blogger tinyhands said...

This made my day. Not that I'm happy about you being sad (far from), but it always brightens my mood when I hear about someone (i.e. Brendan) stupiderer than me. Yay me!

What goes through the mind of a guy like that? "Hot, funny, smart girl who loves me? No thanks." Dickhead.

3:12 PM  
Blogger Banksy said...

Bloody hell.

I go to that Chris Cope's bloomin' site, then I end up here, and now I'm sad for you too.

And I don't even know you.

And I've certainly got nothing sensible to say that might make you feel better, but then, who would?

But never underestimate how stupid a man can be...oh no...we've raised dumb to an art form.

3:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So sorry to hear about the heart break.

On another note, I somehow misread this line, "have his nose filled with pennies."

I hope that cheers you up

4:54 PM  
Blogger Sir Craig of Highbury said...

Brenden = cunt

I know we do not hangout so much anymore but... IOU 1 hug.

5:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its sucks...its hard and it does get better.

7:53 PM  
Blogger Neal said...

Take some comfort from the fact that he's wet noodling some other poor sorry sap.

8:47 PM  
Blogger Sir Craig of Highbury said...

P.S. If you want me to break one his legs just say the word. Jege and I could team up... though sometimes I work better alone.

I hope you ave a nice week end, yea?

8:54 PM  
Blogger goldennib said...

I'm sorry you are sad.

3:11 AM  
Blogger Thomas said...

Thomas = here to make Crystal feel better

9:13 AM  
Blogger Egan said...

Something equals something. Oh you will get over this I'm sure. I understand how you feel. When I broke up with my girlfriend in college I missed her dad a lot. He was a great inspiration to me. Eat some ice cream and call it a day.

11:04 AM  
Blogger Anthony S. said...

I haven't written any comments here for a while, Crystal; how are you? I am sorry about what happened to you. Men (in general, people) can be such assholes. They can say the exact opposite of what they mean sometimes, and sound like total and complete dicks without realizing it(or they realize way too late).

Example: I intended to tell a young lady in dance class that I thought she was very nicely dressed one day; instead I said, "If you spent as much time on you dancing moves as you do your clothing, you would be incredible". Stupid, stupid, stupid. I spent the rest of the semester apologizing for my poor interpretation of a compliment. Do you know what I am getting at?

Either way, this guys a dick for his actions, and I'm a dick for my words. So sorry.

10:32 AM  

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