Too Good to be True?
As much as I stomp my feet and cross my arms across my chest and ward off men for one to two weeks, I always have to screw it up. I met a man, people. I know, I know. What's wrong wit you girl? I can't help it, ok? You need to join a convent. I would look damn good in a habit. Black is totally my color.
I am waiting for the other shoe to drop. What is it going to be this time? Step right up and take your guess, folks!
A) Engaged
B) Married
C) Has Herpes or the weird Cauliflower -looking STD
D) Stalker
E) All of the above
my last option doesn't really fit into a letter. Maybe he will just get me to fall in love with him so he can pimp me out for 50 bucks a pop.
I am waiting for the other shoe to drop. What is it going to be this time? Step right up and take your guess, folks!
A) Engaged
B) Married
C) Has Herpes or the weird Cauliflower -looking STD
D) Stalker
E) All of the above
my last option doesn't really fit into a letter. Maybe he will just get me to fall in love with him so he can pimp me out for 50 bucks a pop.
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Sorry for linking to that picture. Good motivation to practice abstinence if you ask me.
OMG!!! EW EW EW EW!!!
Now, if it was a ~TOY~ then that'd be different, cuz then it'd be some funky neon purple or black light or glow-in-the-dark and the califlower would Suppose to be there.
But That Was Icky ICKY ICKY.
WHAT WAS THAT??????
ohhhhhh.... Genital Warts. EW.
Musta been poking a LOT of toads... *ROTFLMFAO*
Ok - I blame you for sharing that pic and that making me curious... This guy is probably a lil bit popular...
http://www.richmond.cc.nc.us/MedicalAssistingTechnology/MATImages/doublepenis.gif
Must stop... must stop...
I have to pour acid on my eyes now. That's cool about meeting somebody, Crystal. I'll cross my fingers for you that he isn't a freak.
*huddled and shivering*
I see scary c**ks, make them go away!
As for you Denise, you finished if off, I am now completely grossed out!!
crystal...
that is so wrong!
i... i just... omg...
Just don't get married to him. Taking you out of the singles scene would be like taking chicken wings out of Syracuse.
$50!!!!! I've only got $21.89. What will that get me?
Oh, and where'd you find that picture of me?
F) Gay
Oh my god! That picture is one of the sickest things that I have ever seen. OH man...
On the flip side, I hope that you find True Love and happiness.
Cheers,
Scott
Sorry :-(
the cauliflower std gives women cervical cancer.
cauliflower is clearly not good for you.
My guess is you'll fall madly in love, get married, bear his unbelievably ugly children which you will have to sell to the circus. And that's my optimistic guess!
See, we're all rooting for you.
P.S. I get it and I think that it's a smart move. You are awesome! Let us know how the "test drive" went.
Heh heh, Grunt said 'rooting'. That means 'sex' in Oz.
It means that in the US too. Grunt knew EXACTLY what he was saying.
He's a drone. And by that I mean a robot.
-Steph
Amen, Grunt. In fact, I rooted for her again just now. That's twice today.
The good news is, I'm not hungry anymore. The bad news is, I probably won't ever eat again after seeing that picture, so in a way my death will be your fault. Hope you can live with yourself... :)
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