"So take your diamond bland shaped tears, and maybe I'll see you in 20 years and I will always wear your ring, you know the one that turned my finger green." - At the Drive-In
Actually, if you really want to get some, go with the grannie panties and 18 hour bra. Do you know how many times I've been told "I would have shaved and worn nice underwear and took a bath if I had known I was going to meet you at the all-you-can-eat buffet I work at tonight". Lord, I need to find a better place to pick up chicks.
Zing! I so did this one, it's not even funny. I promote women's asshole phases, btw. It just makes me look even more attractive, like 100% Hasslehoff Knightrider studly.
Your answers mad me smile, Crystal. It's 3:03 AM and all is well.
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*blush*
why thank ye and your kitty comment!... it is marvy isn't it?
you make me rofl, girl.
Did I read right? You are currently wearing knee high socks with heels?
actually, they are knee-high pantyhose.
easy, fellas. i scare easily.
Actually, if you really want to get some, go with the grannie panties and 18 hour bra. Do you know how many times I've been told "I would have shaved and worn nice underwear and took a bath if I had known I was going to meet you at the all-you-can-eat buffet I work at tonight". Lord, I need to find a better place to pick up chicks.
You almost got me. I made it through 35 seconds of that before I realized it was all a practical joke to see if we would read all of it.
You owe me 35 seconds. Or a pic of your $2000 bra strap.
Zing! I so did this one, it's not even funny. I promote women's asshole phases, btw. It just makes me look even more attractive, like 100% Hasslehoff Knightrider studly.
Your answers mad me smile, Crystal. It's 3:03 AM and all is well.
I hate/love these things. Yoiu figure it out! Nice read though, and I only detected about 49 smart-assed answers
I'm going to have to have a long talk with whomever is keeping you so busy at work. Withdrawals already. I guess that's Chinatown, Jake.
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